Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?

[Mexic0]

[GTIR]

Mexic0 said:

Mazda Baiter ---> <---Dave200

Edited by GTIR on Friday 13th August 11:38

[Dave200]

GTIR said:

Mexic0 said:

Mazda Baiter ---> <---Dave200

Edited by GTIR on Friday 13th August 11:38

Does this mean I'm getting 'owned' on the internet? How thrilling!

[Mazda Baiter]

Dave200 said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Could not have put it better myself. It seems that the only people who are genuinely attracted to Lawson are the middle-aged blokes, whose wives stopped being interested in sex a long time ago, and who view Nigella's spoon-licking as a being as close to foreplay as they are going to get...

Any other fascinating (massively incorrect) observations you would like to make about me?

Would the suggestion of an Oedipus complex be an 'observation'?

No, it would still be a suggestion until you actually observed something.

Dave, you need to go back to square 1 with what I was suggesting.

Out of the 4 things that you "suggested" in the first quoted post, you are only correct about one of them. Namely that I am a bloke.

Would it be fair to say you're probably not getting very much at home though? Clearly, this kind of thing could drive a man to fatty-chasing...

In the recent past, yes. But that is now in the past, there is a good reason for not having sex for a few weeks after a birth. I can explain to you in great detail if you would like, but I would hate to be the one to stop you thinking about women as "easily attainable objects with the right psychological approach (wot my mate told me)" and start thinking of them as people, nay equal human beings to men.

Again, if I had used Dawn French as an example, you could call it fatty chasing. In this day and age, I don't think that NL is fat. She is curvey and it suits her.

Maybe you have been jaded by all of your "work" with waif-like models. It has clouded your judgement into thinking that anything over a size 12 is obese..?

[inman999]

Dave200 said:

GTIR said:

Mexic0 said:

Mazda Baiter ---> <---Dave200

Edited by GTIR on Friday 13th August 11:38

Does this mean I'm getting 'pwned' on the internet? How thrilling!

Fixed for you.

[The Milfman]

Mazda Baiter said:

In the recent past, yes. But that is now in the past, there is a good reason for not having sex for a few weeks after a birth.

Mazda Baiter said:

start thinking of them as people, nay equal human beings to men.

Mazda Baiter said:

I don't think that NL is fat.

Come on?! Seriously?

Mazda Baiter said:

anything over a size 12 is obese..?

Absolutely! Unless 5'10" or taller in which case under certain circumstances may be acceptable.

[The Milfman]

Justayellowbadge said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Pah, Sean Connery lives to the left of me while Robson Green is to the right.

Surely you have that the wrong way round?

Robson Green is the clown, and Connery, as everyone here knows, the joker.

Nice, I see what you've done there!

Edited by The Milfman on Friday 13th August 12:31

[Dave200]

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Could not have put it better myself. It seems that the only people who are genuinely attracted to Lawson are the middle-aged blokes, whose wives stopped being interested in sex a long time ago, and who view Nigella's spoon-licking as a being as close to foreplay as they are going to get...

Any other fascinating (massively incorrect) observations you would like to make about me?

Would the suggestion of an Oedipus complex be an 'observation'?

No, it would still be a suggestion until you actually observed something.

Dave, you need to go back to square 1 with what I was suggesting.

Out of the 4 things that you "suggested" in the first quoted post, you are only correct about one of them. Namely that I am a bloke.

Would it be fair to say you're probably not getting very much at home though? Clearly, this kind of thing could drive a man to fatty-chasing...

In the recent past, yes. But that is now in the past, there is a good reason for not having sex for a few weeks after a birth. I can explain to you in great detail if you would like, but I would hate to be the one to stop you thinking about women as "easily attainable objects with the right psychological approach (wot my mate told me)" and start thinking of them as people, nay equal human beings to men.

Again, if I had used Dawn French as an example, you could call it fatty chasing. In this day and age, I don't think that NL is fat. She is curvey and it suits her.

Maybe you have been jaded by all of your "work" with waif-like models. It has clouded your judgement into thinking that anything over a size 12 is obese..?

Believe me, the 'waif' look is probably the last thing I would ever be attracted to - and I tend to favour girls around the 10-12 (ie: shapely, without excessive fat) mark.

Nigella is probably around the 16-18 neck of the woods, and clinically obese. Not appealing in the slightest.

[Biker's Nemesis]

Justayellowbadge said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Pah, Sean Connery lives to the left of me while Robson Green is to the right.

Surely you have that the wrong way round?

Robson Green is the clown, and Connery, as everyone here knows, the joker.

That made me chuckle.

[Petrolhead_Rich]

surely, as she arrives, this is the fix...


Then Alex can run off with her pink dresses, which is all he is really there for...

[Breadknife]

Is it this one?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[Mexic0]

Yes

[Mazda Baiter]

Dave200 said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Could not have put it better myself. It seems that the only people who are genuinely attracted to Lawson are the middle-aged blokes, whose wives stopped being interested in sex a long time ago, and who view Nigella's spoon-licking as a being as close to foreplay as they are going to get...

Any other fascinating (massively incorrect) observations you would like to make about me?

Would the suggestion of an Oedipus complex be an 'observation'?

No, it would still be a suggestion until you actually observed something.

Dave, you need to go back to square 1 with what I was suggesting.

Out of the 4 things that you "suggested" in the first quoted post, you are only correct about one of them. Namely that I am a bloke.

Would it be fair to say you're probably not getting very much at home though? Clearly, this kind of thing could drive a man to fatty-chasing...

In the recent past, yes. But that is now in the past, there is a good reason for not having sex for a few weeks after a birth. I can explain to you in great detail if you would like, but I would hate to be the one to stop you thinking about women as "easily attainable objects with the right psychological approach (wot my mate told me)" and start thinking of them as people, nay equal human beings to men.

Again, if I had used Dawn French as an example, you could call it fatty chasing. In this day and age, I don't think that NL is fat. She is curvey and it suits her.

Maybe you have been jaded by all of your "work" with waif-like models. It has clouded your judgement into thinking that anything over a size 12 is obese..?

Believe me, the 'waif' look is probably the last thing I would ever be attracted to - and I tend to favour girls around the 10-12 (ie: shapely, without excessive fat) mark.

Nigella is probably around the 16-18 neck of the woods, and clinically obese.

Can you PM me the link to her medical report to back up that claim? Or could it be bullst made up on the spot?

Dave200 said:

Not appealing in the slightest.

In your opinion. Might I suggest that your opinion is opposed by most people (on this website at least) and therefore is not really a reliable point of view to back up such a generalised statement?

[911motorsport]

Dave200 said:

GTIR said:

Mexic0 said:

Mazda Baiter ---> <---Dave200

Edited by GTIR on Friday 13th August 11:38

Does this mean I'm getting '' on the internet? How thrilling!

EFFA

[GTIR]

Dave200 said:

GTIR said:

Mexic0 said:

Mazda Baiter ---> <---Dave200

Edited by GTIR on Friday 13th August 11:38

Does this mean I'm getting 'owned' on the internet? How thrilling!

You know, I'm not sure if you are just kidding or you're a cock. Maybe you should use more in your post's?

Either way, I've no idea what you on about. Homie. Word.

[davemac250]

911motorsport said:

Dave200 said:

GTIR said:

Mexic0 said:

Mazda Baiter ---> <---Dave200

Edited by GTIR on Friday 13th August 11:38

Does this mean I'm getting '' on the internet? How filling!

EFFA

EFFFA

[iAlex]

Dave200 said:

GTIR said:

Mexic0 said:

Mazda Baiter ---> <---Dave200

Edited by GTIR on Friday 13th August 11:38

Does this mean I'm getting 'owned' on the internet? How thrilling!

Far from it mate...















Just that you're a bit of a penis.

[patmahe]

Funk said:

Yes, time has not been kind:





You'd have to be mad to put it anywhere near.

How can such a naturally pretty girl fk herself up so badly in such a short space of time. I accept that her personality doesn't seem up to much regardless.

[RedLeicester]

Breadknife said:

Is it this one?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Pokey little house, just happens to come with space for nags (the equine type, nor her).

[M-J-B]

RedLeicester said:

Breadknife said:

Is it this one?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Pokey little house, just happens to come with space for nags (the equine type, nor her).

Yup, that's the house.