Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?
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Dave200 said:
Custard Test said:
Dave200 said:
Tiggsy said:
or post a picture from jordan's Playboy spread and photo of NL bent over an oven with rolls of fat round her belly. Many young men would do anything to shag (mentally) the sexual image than jordan presents them with....whether it meets your (or even their) traditional interpretation of beauty is not relevant....it says "sex"
And NL is simply a mater of taste (as all these are) - some men will see the big jugs and ignore the back fat..... personally I'd find such excess wobbly disgusting.
Could not have put it better myself. It seems that the only people who are genuinely attracted to Lawson are the middle-aged blokes, whose wives stopped being interested in sex a long time ago, and who view Nigella's spoon-licking as a being as close to foreplay as they are going to get...And NL is simply a mater of taste (as all these are) - some men will see the big jugs and ignore the back fat..... personally I'd find such excess wobbly disgusting.
A much as you can't deny that Jordan has a certain 'fakeness' to her look (and certainly nothing that I would choose), this:
is infinitely preferable to this:
Sorry but she may have no fat on her but look at the face dear lord she is a monster.
As I've mentioned earlier I wasn't aware of the younger 1995 Jordan, as I was living in another country until 1997. I'm still quite shocked at what a total thoroughbred she was back then - Totally stunning and naturally pretty, and maybe a touch attractiveness about her. 
Now, it's only been 15 years and she's aged 25 years. It's a real shame.
Sold her soul to the "fame" devil.
Jordan, Katie Price, or whatever name you now use to try and reinvent yourself. You're a nag.
Now, it's only been 15 years and she's aged 25 years. It's a real shame.
Sold her soul to the "fame" devil.
Jordan, Katie Price, or whatever name you now use to try and reinvent yourself. You're a nag.
M-J-B said:
RedLeicester said:
Breadknife said:
Pokey little house, just happens to come with space for nags (the equine type, nor her). 
I heard her on Radio 2 the other week, she was saying she can't wait to move into her new home in Sussex...
Dave200 said:
It seems that the only people who are genuinely attracted to Lawson are the middle-aged blokes, whose wives stopped being interested in sex a long time ago, and who view Nigella's spoon-licking as a being as close to foreplay as they are going to get...
Edited by Lost soul on Saturday 14th August 10:03
Kindersley said:
. Despite what the press and others tell you. She is a excellent mother.
What a shame she only thought about the responsibility and duties of motherhood once the first child had been born disabled.I wonder if things would have been different for her if she hadn't been *drinking/smoking/taking drugs/taking the football team whilst she was pregnant with Dwight's kid.
- all allegedly of course.
Mazda Baiter said:
Kindersley said:
. Despite what the press and others tell you. She is a excellent mother.
What a shame she only thought about the responsibility and duties of motherhood once the first child had been born disabled.I wonder if things would have been different for her if she hadn't been *drinking/smoking/taking drugs/taking the football team whilst she was pregnant with Dwight's kid.
- all allegedly of course.
?Lost_BMW said:
Mazda Baiter said:
Kindersley said:
. Despite what the press and others tell you. She is a excellent mother.
What a shame she only thought about the responsibility and duties of motherhood once the first child had been born disabled.I wonder if things would have been different for her if she hadn't been *drinking/smoking/taking drugs/taking the football team whilst she was pregnant with Dwight's kid.
- all allegedly of course.
?Mazda Baiter said:
Dave200 said:
Mazda Baiter said:
Dave200 said:
Mazda Baiter said:
Dave200 said:
Mazda Baiter said:
Dave200 said:
Could not have put it better myself. It seems that the only people who are genuinely attracted to Lawson are the middle-aged blokes, whose wives stopped being interested in sex a long time ago, and who view Nigella's spoon-licking as a being as close to foreplay as they are going to get...
Any other fascinating (massively incorrect) observations you would like to make about me?Dave, you need to go back to square 1 with what I was suggesting.
Out of the 4 things that you "suggested" in the first quoted post, you are only correct about one of them. Namely that I am a bloke.
I can explain to you in great detail if you would like, but I would hate to be the one to stop you thinking about women as "easily attainable objects with the right psychological approach (wot my mate told me)" and start thinking of them as people, nay equal human beings to men.Again, if I had used Dawn French as an example, you could call it fatty chasing. In this day and age, I don't think that NL is fat. She is curvey and it suits her.
Maybe you have been jaded by all of your "work" with waif-like models. It has clouded your judgement into thinking that anything over a size 12 is obese..?
Nigella is probably around the 16-18 neck of the woods, and clinically obese.
t made up on the spot? 
Dave200 said:
Not appealing in the slightest.
In your opinion. Might I suggest that your opinion is opposed by most people (on this website at least) and therefore is not really a reliable point of view to back up such a generalised statement?Mazda Baiter said:
Lost soul said:
If you can not see that NL is a giant big fat bird then you must like giant fat birds she is mahoosive
You might want to use some puctuation in future. It will make your inane wittering much easier to read.
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