Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?

[y2blade]

Famous Graham said:

Tiggsy said:

And as for the "she's a slag
" type comments.......is she? I'd have thought the typical male on here would have a far "worse" sexual history (if the tales told here are to be believed)

15 years ago, when Loaded "broke" her (not in that sense), then yes, she was attractive.

Whilst everyone ages, the thing that *really* turned me off her, was her behaviour whilst pregnant, and subsequent refusal to accept responsibility for her son's disabilities. Coupled with her seemingly insatiable desire to be in the limelight and (fruitless) attempts to recapture her youth, led me to one conclusion.

She's utter scum.

well put Graham

when she first hit the scene she was attractive enough, then it all went wrong

[Funk]

y2blade said:

Famous Graham said:

Tiggsy said:

And as for the "she's a slag
" type comments.......is she? I'd have thought the typical male on here would have a far "worse" sexual history (if the tales told here are to be believed)

15 years ago, when Loaded "broke" her (not in that sense), then yes, she was attractive.

Whilst everyone ages, the thing that *really* turned me off her, was her behaviour whilst pregnant, and subsequent refusal to accept responsibility for her son's disabilities. Coupled with her seemingly insatiable desire to be in the limelight and (fruitless) attempts to recapture her youth, led me to one conclusion.

She's utter scum.

well put Graham

when she first hit the scene she was attractive enough, then it all went wrong

Yes, time has not been kind:





You'd have to be mad to put it anywhere near.

[fathomfive]

Funk said:

You'd have to be mad to put it anywhere near.

Holy fk!

[y2blade]

fathomfive said:

Funk said:

You'd have to be mad to put it anywhere near.

Holy skanky fk!

EFA

[cal72]

It's great that she looks left and right at the same time but who is looking straight forward.

[fathomfive]

y2blade said:

fathomfive said:

Funk said:

You'd have to be mad to put it anywhere near.

Holy skanky fk!

EFA

It's like Admiral Akbar with eyeshadow.

[Funk]

fathomfive said:

y2blade said:

fathomfive said:

Funk said:

You'd have to be mad to put it anywhere near.

Holy skanky fk!

EFA

It's like Admiral Akbar with eyeshadow.

"It's a trap!"

[emicen]

Take her husband for a beer down the pub. Only cancer or alcohol can save the poor bd now.

[y2blade]

Funk said:

fathomfive said:

y2blade said:

fathomfive said:

Funk said:

You'd have to be mad to put it anywhere near.

Holy skanky fk!

EFA

It's like Admiral Akbar with eyeshadow.

"It's a trap!"

I imagine it is like one of these.

[y2blade]

or

[iAlex]

Funk said:

I wouldn't even have recognised her. She looks lovely in that.

[Pothole]

as with many, if not most, annoyances, ignore it and it'll go away.

[M-J-B]

parakitaMol. said:

carter711 said:

M-J-B said:

carter711 said:

Worst 'I live next to a famous slag person' thread ever.

Edited by carter711 on Wednesday 11th August 22:15

I wish!

Photographers have taken their position locally and we've gone from a quiet hamlet (well, small village/town) to a mobile Hello Magazine.

Now if you want to talk about living next to a famous person.......I used to live next door to Dave Gilmour. Now he is famous

I'm quite surprised you're having such a problem with photographers. I'm sure nobody made much of a fuss when she was up the road in Woldingham. Unless she was doing one of her publicity stunts like getting married in a tub of cold baked beans or something.

They seem to come and go, the entrance is on a reasonably fast part of the A24 with not much space to sit and watch. I suspect any interest is simply because she is moving into a new gaff.

For those who know the area, the house is near to Old Barn Nursery on the A24, and having had a look at google, there are more fields between us than I thought which can only be a good thing.

[davemac250]

You poor sod.

Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.

A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.

Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!

Unluckily her awful mother is still there.

I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.

You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.

[andy_s]

Isn't she a product of the whole repressed 'confessions of' sexuality of the british though? Men who buy NUTS and guffaw and ogle and titter before doing the tea lady in a 2 minute fumble of wet embarrasment before slagging her off to their mates as an easy pull, cor, get her....
I'm afraid the male population has been pulled by the penis and created it's own monsters.

She's like a lot of people you see, wrapped up in their own little world. Anyone buy her single? Gilmour was on it apparently...

[Pothole]

iAlex said:

Funk said:

I wouldn't even have recognised her. She looks lovely in that.

She does NOT, she looks like a petulant vacuous tart. Sulky, not sultry.

[M-J-B]

andy_s said:

Gilmour was on it apparently...

Tell me you are joking.........

[y2blade]

davemac250 said:

You poor sod.

Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.

A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.

Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!

Unluckily her awful mother is still there.

I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.

You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.

oh god no....not....."her"!!


gutted for you

[maser_spyder]

Funk said:

[AcidReflux]

davemac250 said:

I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.

You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.

The local supermarket is the Co-op mini-mart and I don't think she'd stoop that low. We have one local pub that's pretty nice though. Given that she was often seen minging mingling with the public when she lived in Brighton I'd be surprised if she doesn't make an appearance at some point. It's good - we need a bit more 'action' in the village.