Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?
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y2blade said:
Funk said:
fathomfive said:
y2blade said:
fathomfive said:
Funk said:
You'd have to be mad to put it anywhere near.
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just laughed out loud on the train!
"early" Jordan, hell yes! Now, no way!
y2blade said:
davemac250 said:
You poor sod.
Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.
A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.
Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!
Unluckily her awful mother is still there.
I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.
You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.
oh god no....not....."her"!! Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.
A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.
Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!
Unluckily her awful mother is still there.
I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.
You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.
gutted for you
Mazda Baiter said:
y2blade said:
davemac250 said:
You poor sod.
Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.
A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.
Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!
Unluckily her awful mother is still there.
I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.
You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.
oh god no....not....."her"!! Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.
A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.
Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!
Unluckily her awful mother is still there.
I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.
You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.
gutted for you
Only way to go in those circumstances.
davemac250 said:
Mazda Baiter said:
y2blade said:
davemac250 said:
You poor sod.
Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.
A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.
Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!
Unluckily her awful mother is still there.
I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.
You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.
oh god no....not....."her"!! Before leaving the UK I was 'lucky' enough to have a similar experience.
A minor celeb moved in to the houses behind us.
Luckily she died and house prices recovered a little!
Unluckily her awful mother is still there.
I still shudder at the thought of going into the local supermarket and hearing the caterwauling echoing around the place.
You will encounter 'it' around the village. 'It' will think 'it' is important. You should kick 'it' in the clunge at the first opportunity.
gutted for you
Only way to go in those circumstances.
Funk said:
In that case, the OP lives in a tree....mybrainhurts said:
Funk said:
In that case, the OP lives in a tree....y2blade said:
mybrainhurts said:
Funk said:
In that case, the OP lives in a tree....http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12887...
y2blade said:
mybrainhurts said:
Funk said:
In that case, the OP lives in a tree....
Funk said:
y2blade said:
mybrainhurts said:
Funk said:
In that case, the OP lives in a tree....http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12887...
We lost our cat last year and whilst. I was searching for him i walked over fields and talked to some people working at the yard there and it was up for sale for 1.6 million. So either the press are wrong or Jordan has been done
To be honest, in the flesh it's not that big and I'm surprised she's bought it.
It's also right on the A24 and road noise would be s
t.y2blade said:
cal72 said:
y2blade said:
mybrainhurts said:
Funk said:
In that case, the OP lives in a tree....
M-J-B said:
I'm told via a reliable source that Jordan (Katie Price for those who need to have her real name after her 'stage name' ) has moved in next door.
Well, not exactly next door, but I live in a rural area and her land is one field or so away from my land.
Do I make the paps aware and charge for access to her garden via mine (and the neighbours, but let's not tell him ) or do I go around and either pretend I've lost the cat, or ask for a bowl of sugar to introduce myself to her and her wonderful family?
Well, not exactly next door, but I live in a rural area and her land is one field or so away from my land.
Do I make the paps aware and charge for access to her garden via mine (and the neighbours, but let's not tell him
) or do I go around and either pretend I've lost the cat, or ask for a bowl of sugar to introduce myself to her and her wonderful family?Funny how when you drive past somewhere you think it's closer than it is when you look at a map! As i said earlier, she's further away then i thought...phew!
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