PH Chain Reaction

[Mr E Driver]

Yes......................if you have a broken arm

If money does not grow on trees how come banks have branches?

[TotalControl]

They stem off of their HO which, I'd assume, is their trunk. Their roots would be their history I guess.

How much food can a normal stomach take before it pops?

Hmmmm, one for the 'things you've always wanted to know' thread.

[Steamer]

Depends who cooked it, if it was me -a very small amount before it exploads out of one end or the other.

Q. What is the Hocky-coaky really all about?

[Marf]

Steamer said:

Depends who cooked it, if it was me -a very small amount before it exploads out of one end or the other.

Q. What is the Hocky-coaky really all about?

It's an ancient song about incorrect spelling.

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me)

[ZOLLAR]

Expensive



Why did i dismantle my RC lamborghini to get the motors out?

[Petrol Only]

ZOLLAR said:

Expensive



Why did i dismantle my RC lamborghini to get the motors out?

So you don't scratch the paintwork.

Do i go to Mazfest tomorrow?

[TotalControl]

Petrol Only said:

ZOLLAR said:

Expensive



Why did i dismantle my RC lamborghini to get the motors out?

So you don't scratch the paintwork.

Do i go to Mazfest tomorrow?

Why not. Enjoy the day if you have nothing better to do.

What are the best cigarettes to smoke?

[Sheets Tabuer]

Home rolled with herbs, god that brings back memories of 10 years ago.

If Andromeda is heading towards us what year will mankind be able to see it as a galaxy in the sky?

[davido140]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Home rolled with herbs, god that brings back memories of 10 years ago.

If Andromeda is heading towards us what year will mankind be able to see it as a galaxy in the sky?

3 billion years time. probably on a thursday.

build a westfield or buy a cerbera?

[North West Tom]

Cerbera.

What's the difference between this thread and the 'Things you've always wanted to know the answer to' thread?

[Matt Black]

Not a lot but hey ho!

What was the Edinburgh Monarchs score tonight against Somerset?

[B17NNS]

North West Tom said:

Cerbera.

What's the difference between this thread and the 'Things you've always wanted to know the answer to' thread?

The title.

Does she love me?

[Cock Womble 7]

She loves you deep down.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[Sheets Tabuer]

Just like me, they want be. Close to you.

Will my neighbour ever stop building his garage, it is 45 foot now and he is building a patio on the front with steps up to it.

[Mr Darcy]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Just like me, they want be. Close to you.

Will my neighbour ever stop building his garage, it is 45 foot now and he is building a patio on the front with steps up to it.

Yes. Around about tea time a year next tuesday



If a bear and a crocodile had a fight, who would win?

Edited by Mr Darcy on Saturday 28th August 06:43

[Digger]

Rupert Murdoch.

Too early. Can someone wake me up in an hour please?

[sleep envy]

The bear by a TKO

if all things are equal, do fat people use more soap?

[Mazda Baiter]

sleep envy said:

if all things are equal, do fat people use more soap?

Yes. But it doesn't stop them smelling.

Why does the girl a few doors down have an aversion to curtains?

[V8mate]

Because she's poor.


What is Mazda Baiter's address?

[Mazda Baiter]

V8mate said:

What is Mazda Baiter's address?

Sod off.

What is the going price for a decent M100 Elan?