Stupid Sayings (That You Like)
Discussion
CaptainSlow said:
rocket said:
a couple more....
'spank it like a ginger stepkid'
'smack the granny out of it'
I thought it was "as popular as a ginger stepkid"'spank it like a ginger stepkid'
'smack the granny out of it'
I like "two ears, one mouth, use them in that ratio" when someone just won't STFU and asks bone questions.
Bone - stupid, boring, repetitive.
"as useful as a NAAFI watch" - similar to chocolate teapot.
After I've finished with her she's going to look like
'A plasterers radio'
'She's gone head on in a accident with a milk float'
And...
'She's seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard'
And...
Your car couldn't pull a rapist of your grandma (crude but for the PH inside of all us)
(ETA after scrolling up and seeing my contributions)
'A plasterers radio'
'She's gone head on in a accident with a milk float'
And...
'She's seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard'
And...
Your car couldn't pull a rapist of your grandma (crude but for the PH inside of all us)
(ETA after scrolling up and seeing my contributions)
Edited by Ross1988 on Sunday 26th September 07:46
80s Matchbox said:
I quite like "Does the pope st in the woods?". Has been used a lot but it's worth mentioning occasionally...and you sometimes get a puzzeld look..
And if someone uses the "does a bear st in the woods?" line
Friends who were trying to come up with an alternative for these created 'Is the Pope Jewish?' which can be useful when something isn't obvious, or just to be confusing!And if someone uses the "does a bear st in the woods?" line
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