Stupid Sayings (That You Like)
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As an alternative to the never-ending question about bears toilet habits I prefer "Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?"
Another phrase that can bring a meeting to a halt in a fit of giggles, at least if there are a few middle-aged women round the table, is "Up and down like a bride's nightie."
Another phrase that can bring a meeting to a halt in a fit of giggles, at least if there are a few middle-aged women round the table, is "Up and down like a bride's nightie."
My girlfriend's impish granny tried to convince me that in 1920's Edinburgh, they used to do the weekly wash in a dolly tub with coal added to the clothes and hot water.
I didn't buy that one but I appreciated her comment about a mean acquaintance...
"The only gold he's got is on the tail of his shirt."
A classic.
I didn't buy that one but I appreciated her comment about a mean acquaintance...
"The only gold he's got is on the tail of his shirt."
A classic.
A subtle one with a PH connection...
I bet she's burning a bit of oil by now.
And a bon mot out of 'I think' 'The Choirboys'. One of the US cops was talking about his wife's being a touch 'slack'. He was planning on getting a supermarket chicken to rebush her.
I bet she's burning a bit of oil by now.
And a bon mot out of 'I think' 'The Choirboys'. One of the US cops was talking about his wife's being a touch 'slack'. He was planning on getting a supermarket chicken to rebush her.
Edited by davhill on Sunday 16th July 21:02
Tom Logan said:
"If you put all the dicks she's had end to end you'd have a handrail for the Isle of Wight"
To go with that;If all the women in Liverpool were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
An alternative to, is the Pope a Catholic;
does the Pope wear a funny hat?
She's got an arse the size of a small country.
I've always enjoyed breast related sayings i came (haha) across when i used to do door work fair few years ago...
I'm steaming off me t*ts (i am drunk beyond comprehension)
You're getting on my t*ts ( you are annoying me)
It's gone t*ts up (well that didnt work)
Alright, keep your t*ts on (calm down dear)
I'm steaming off me t*ts (i am drunk beyond comprehension)
You're getting on my t*ts ( you are annoying me)
It's gone t*ts up (well that didnt work)
Alright, keep your t*ts on (calm down dear)
Many years ago, I had the pleasure of working with a site foreman born and bred in Doncaster.
fk me, he had a saying for almost everything.
'Now then, go stick thee 'ed in a bucket of shyte'
'Go an' get thee face fked'
'See that?!? Tha needs shaftin' with a rag man's trumpet. Sideways. Twice, for building shyte like that'
fk me, he had a saying for almost everything.
'Now then, go stick thee 'ed in a bucket of shyte'
'Go an' get thee face fked'
'See that?!? Tha needs shaftin' with a rag man's trumpet. Sideways. Twice, for building shyte like that'
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