Stupid Sayings (That You Like)
Discussion
NiceCupOfTea said:
Phil Dicky said:
It would be like waving a pencil in the middle of Wembley Stadium....describing a guys small member,
Describing a woman with "generous" accommodation:"...like throwing a sausage up a corridor"
Matt_N said:
A clunge like an axe wound on a gorilla's back.
blindswelledrat said:
You are trying far too hard MattN.
Taking two old tired euphamisms and sticking them together doesn't rejuventate them.
It merely makes one long, tedious sentence with two old euphamisms in it.
Not so, the two can work together with the exclusion of clunge. Just makes it more palatable. Like an....Taking two old tired euphamisms and sticking them together doesn't rejuventate them.
It merely makes one long, tedious sentence with two old euphamisms in it.
Who else can you rip to pieces?? snigger snigger
A favourite of mine is "he came second in a recent competition"
Not at all funny on its own but it's derived from a joke that makes me laugh, which is...
Two blokes walking down the street when one turns to the other and says,
"Your a
. You've always been a . You'll always be a "
"In fact, if you entered a competition fors, you'd come second."
"Why's that?!"
"Cos you're a"
Not at all funny on its own but it's derived from a joke that makes me laugh, which is...
Two blokes walking down the street when one turns to the other and says,
"Your a
. You've always been a . You'll always be a ""In fact, if you entered a competition for
s, you'd come second.""Why's that?!"
"Cos you're a
"
blindswelledrat said:
Matt_N said:
This is a thread for sayings that you like, I like that one.
Fair enough then.I'm just guilty of overestimating people I think
Did you see what i did there? i thought it was both clever and funny at the same time
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