Stupid Sayings (That You Like)
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I quite like "Does the pope st in the woods?". Has been used a lot but it's worth mentioning occasionally...and you sometimes get a puzzeld look..
And if someone uses the "does a bear st in the woods?" line, and you reply, "not a polar bear", it usually takes the wind out of their sails.
"She's had had more c0ck than Bernard Matthews"
And if someone uses the "does a bear st in the woods?" line, and you reply, "not a polar bear", it usually takes the wind out of their sails.
"She's had had more c0ck than Bernard Matthews"
Edited by 80s Matchbox on Saturday 25th September 09:25
North West Tom said:
80s Matchbox said:
"She's had had more c0ck than Bernard Matthews"
Edited by 80s Matchbox on Saturday 25th September 09:25
Rogered more times than a policeman's walkie talkie.
I'm going to use that one! Hopefully not when I'm talking about anyone I know well.
Cunch of bunts - one of our software suppliers.
Quite liked the expression of some old grizzled deep south Special Forces chap talking about what its like when a hand grenade goes off underwater and you're in the water "like cramming an egg whisk up yo ass and puttin a mad man on the crank"
Quite liked the expression of some old grizzled deep south Special Forces chap talking about what its like when a hand grenade goes off underwater and you're in the water "like cramming an egg whisk up yo ass and puttin a mad man on the crank"
I've eaten vegetables smarter than him.
Do you want some ketchup to go with that chip on your shoulder?
Delusions of adequacy. Came in at the bottom and started digging.
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
It was so cold I had to stick my finger up my arse to pop my willy out.
She had a face like a painters radio..
Do you want some ketchup to go with that chip on your shoulder?
Delusions of adequacy. Came in at the bottom and started digging.
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
It was so cold I had to stick my finger up my arse to pop my willy out.
She had a face like a painters radio..
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