Using the loo in in front of your partner
Poll: Using the loo in in front of your partner
Total Members Polled: 695
Discussion
Poledriver said:
slomax said:
Poledriver said:
I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
WOW! Way too much info!must have had exceptional aim though...
- Government warning** Only attempt this when in drunk/cold/in a flaccid state!
At least, I hope I'm not the only bloke that thinks it is
Adenauer said:
Poledriver said:
slomax said:
Poledriver said:
I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
WOW! Way too much info!must have had exceptional aim though...
- Government warning** Only attempt this when in drunk/cold/in a flaccid state!
At least, I hope I'm not the only bloke that thinks it is
gilla said:
Poledriver said:
It used to be a problem until one particular ex started doing it. I kind of got used to it.
I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
(I was poor in those days and we only had on loo, I didn't want to pee in the sink/shower/kettle)
I have to confess to doing the same when drunk once and finding it particularly amusing, especially when I shoved it in her gob afterwards, she didn't have time to complain I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
(I was poor in those days and we only had on loo, I didn't want to pee in the sink/shower/kettle)
Never had a toilet door for about 4 years, (took it off to do decorating and never got round to refitting)so it just became the norm in our house to go to the loo and do whatever you had to do whilst the other half was doing whatever they were doing.Still is. Visitors weren't quite so impressed.The loo looks straight down the stairs onto the front door.
Almost had an embarressing moment one day whilst sat on the loo with no door...... Rushed home from work and couldn't of quite closed the front door properly. Said hello to the dog and went straight upstairs and sat on the loo with my trousers round my ankles.The girl who delivers the local free weekly rag arrived and was trying to get it through the letterbox.This in turn pushed the door slightly open. The dog was going mental and trying to get out to kill the intruder, the crack in the door was getting wider and I was sat there,shouting at the dog and the girl whilst trying to finish my dump and get my trousers up before the front door opened and she saw me,and the dog got out and mauled her.Luckily she heard me over the dog and pulled the door closed. Completely ruined my relaxing dump! Could of been embarressing.
Almost had an embarressing moment one day whilst sat on the loo with no door...... Rushed home from work and couldn't of quite closed the front door properly. Said hello to the dog and went straight upstairs and sat on the loo with my trousers round my ankles.The girl who delivers the local free weekly rag arrived and was trying to get it through the letterbox.This in turn pushed the door slightly open. The dog was going mental and trying to get out to kill the intruder, the crack in the door was getting wider and I was sat there,shouting at the dog and the girl whilst trying to finish my dump and get my trousers up before the front door opened and she saw me,and the dog got out and mauled her.Luckily she heard me over the dog and pulled the door closed. Completely ruined my relaxing dump! Could of been embarressing.
V8mate said:
gilla said:
Poledriver said:
It used to be a problem until one particular ex started doing it. I kind of got used to it.
I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
(I was poor in those days and we only had on loo, I didn't want to pee in the sink/shower/kettle)
I have to confess to doing the same when drunk once and finding it particularly amusing, especially when I shoved it in her gob afterwards, she didn't have time to complain I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
(I was poor in those days and we only had on loo, I didn't want to pee in the sink/shower/kettle)
Rude-boy said:
Before I met the g/f I was always a no way type. Even squeezing a few drops out would take more mental effort than waiting a few minutes.
Now I will happily have a pee with her there but still can't do the sitting thing other than in tummy bug situations where there is no choice in the matter. TBH I tend to let her know if I am off for a quick read and have been known to get a little stroppy when she insists on starting up or carrying on a conversation when I am trying to read Pit and Paddock.
She on the other hand has no fears, although will warn me if it's not just a pee so I can make up my own mind is i am likely to be gassed.
We will both happily pass wind in front of each other - We don't have competitions of anything but in the right mood on our own will pass comment and ratings
Please don't say 'tummy'.Now I will happily have a pee with her there but still can't do the sitting thing other than in tummy bug situations where there is no choice in the matter. TBH I tend to let her know if I am off for a quick read and have been known to get a little stroppy when she insists on starting up or carrying on a conversation when I am trying to read Pit and Paddock.
She on the other hand has no fears, although will warn me if it's not just a pee so I can make up my own mind is i am likely to be gassed.
We will both happily pass wind in front of each other - We don't have competitions of anything but in the right mood on our own will pass comment and ratings
Poledriver said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Poledriver said:
peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
How the hell could you be in the same room considering most womens farts smell like cat s
t?
pugwash4x4 said:
After 12 years it very rare that either of us will go in front of the other- its not a massive problem but its just nicer not to show your missus your ablutions.
I'm talking about sitting on the loo, not scooping it out the bowl and dissecting it on the kitchen table. It's not like squatting one out over a glass table, it's a perfectly natural bodily function, that for some reason, people don't feel comfortable aound.I don't see a massive difference between peeing and pooing while your partners around...
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