Geek Jokes

[8Ace]

TheEnd said:

NaBrO3

In IUPAC notation, NaBrO3 is Sodium Bromate VII as the oxidation state of bromine is +7.

BrO- is Bromate I. (or hypobromite in older terminology). The joke does work, just.

[SwissJonese]

Shamelessly stolen from twitter - Seth @nternetinspired

"Carpenter wanted. Must be able to also do metalwork, glass blowing, and bridge construction."

The way every developer job is advertised.

[marshalla]

@abizern on Twitter said:

SysAdmin got fired from McDonalds.

Customer asked for a Big Mac, so he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

[JonRB]

marshalla said:

@abizern on Twitter said:

SysAdmin got fired from McDonalds.

Customer asked for a Big Mac, so he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

That made me chuckle.

[MartG]

[Ace-T]

Morningside said:

I know someone who would buy that. Infact I suspect she already has one.

Now I understand how all those Nigerians get so rich!

[Morningside]

Ace-T said:

Morningside said:

I know someone who would buy that. Infact I suspect she already has one.

Now I understand how all those Nigerians get so rich!

Well she does carry 'earthing' crystals. With a straight face I asked why and the serious answer was "because my shoes have rubber soles"

[MartG]

[Hooli]

JonRB said:

marshalla said:

@abizern on Twitter said:

SysAdmin got fired from McDonalds.

Customer asked for a Big Mac, so he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

That made me chuckle.

Just sent it around our network team here.

[Einion Yrth]

Hooli said:

JonRB said:

marshalla said:

@abizern on Twitter said:

SysAdmin got fired from McDonalds.

Customer asked for a Big Mac, so he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

That made me chuckle.

Just sent it around our network team here.

But what if the bytes are signed?

[marshalla]

Einion Yrth said:

But what if the bytes are signed?

Those are not the bytes you're looking for.

[MartG]

Well, how about some 'ARSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(!) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) an arse hole
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb Arse!!..

[Alex@POD]

MartG said:

(_!_) a regular arse
(!) a fat arse

You might need to review the formatting...

[PoleDriver]

Just tried a pint of this! Not sure if it's dead or not!?

[boxst]

Morningside said:

Ace-T said:

Morningside said:

I know someone who would buy that. Infact I suspect she already has one.

Now I understand how all those Nigerians get so rich!

Well she does carry 'earthing' crystals. With a straight face I asked why and the serious answer was "because my shoes have rubber soles"

Yes. I know someone who attaches these http://www.energydots.co.uk to all their electronics to shield from the bad waves .....

(edited to fix typo, even although it's been quoted below)

Edited by boxst on Saturday 30th May 21:02

[Vaud]

boxst said:

Yes. I know someone who attaches these http://www.energydots.co.uk to all their electronics to sheild from the bad waves .....

Having read that web site I have an overwhelming urge to give up on humanity.

[MartG]

Vaud said:

boxst said:

Yes. I know someone who attaches these http://www.energydots.co.uk to all their electronics to sheild from the bad waves .....

Having read that web site I have an overwhelming urge to give up on humanity.

As ever, the unscrupulous making money from the gullible

[MartG]

[JonRB]

MartG said:

But geology rocks!

[dxg]

JonRB said:

MartG said:

But geology rocks!

No, geology's rocks.

I'll get my coat.