Geek Jokes

[Nom de ploom]

RizzoTheRat said:

Now concentrate this time, Dougal...

[james_tigerwoods]

Nom de ploom said:

RizzoTheRat said:

Now concentrate this time, Dougal...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS12p0Zqlt0

Edited by james_tigerwoods on Friday 27th November 15:04

[Alex@POD]

Ha, I didn't even realise it was the same location! Makes for a much cleverer picture now!

[DataHamster]

Alex@POD said:

Ha, I didn't even realise it was the same location! Makes for a much cleverer picture now!

D'Oh!

[MartG]

[marshalla]

MartG said:

FLOPs == FLOating Point operations per second != operations per second.

Data's OPS is the Trek equivalent of our MIPS (which we all know really stands for Meaningless Indication of Processing Speed).

Edited by marshalla on Tuesday 1st December 12:01

[DataHamster]

I have a singing computer. It's a Dell.

[K12beano]

DataHamster said:

I have a singing computer. It's a Dell.

What with everything being an "e-this" and an "e-that" I bet that's hot. In fact I bet it's a singeing computer.

[MissChief]

marshalla said:

MartG said:

FLOPs == FLOating Point operations per second != operations per second.

Data's OPS is the Trek equivalent of our MIPS (which we all know really stands for Meaningless Indication of Processing Speed).

Edited by marshalla on Tuesday 1st December 12:01

Ahh, but how BIG is this mega powerful computer compared to Data?

[smn159]

MissChief said:

Ahh, but how BIG is this mega powerful computer compared to Data?

And can it shag other members of the crew?

[DataHamster]

More here:
www.buzzfeed.com/mathewguiver/star-wars-and-chill

[Newc]

So I've found out that I'm not the expert in Dunning-Kruger that I thought I was.

[louiebaby]

Newc said:

So I've found out that I'm not the expert in Dunning-Kruger that I thought I was.

(Had to Google that.)

The TL;DR version of the Dunning-Kruger syndrome:

Idiots don't realise they are idiots.

[Iang84]

smn159 said:

MissChief said:

Ahh, but how BIG is this mega powerful computer compared to Data?

And can it shag other members of the crew?

Well he was "fully functional"

I cant blame him though I certainly wouldn't have said no to Tasha

[Dapster]

[oilydan]

Too early for this one?

[MartG]

[TwigtheWonderkid]

First rule of Thesaurus club, you don't talk, discuss, natter, gab, chat, converse, deliberate, confer or gossip about Thesaurus Club.

[Billsnemesis]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

First rule of Thesaurus club, you don't talk, discuss, natter, gab, chat, converse, deliberate, confer or gossip about Thesaurus Club.

Why is there no other word for thesaurus?

[marshalla]

Billsnemesis said:

Why is there no other word for thesaurus?

Because the lizard gods have decreed that there shall be no other word.