Geek Jokes

[Vipers]

ajprice said:

MissChief said:

Yes. Or maybe 24.8193472919817

? Explain for my thick head.

[xRIEx]

ClockworkCupcake said:

gowmonster said:

616 is actually thought to be the number of the devil

By whom?

By people who translate the original language (I can't remember what it is) text in a different way, as it's claimed the meaning is contextual.

[ClockworkCupcake]

xRIEx said:

By people who translate the original language (I can't remember what it is) text in a different way, as it's claimed the meaning is contextual.

Ah, right. Thanks for that - I wasn't aware that there was contention on it.

Every day is a school day.

[Billsnemesis]

Q what do you get if you put root beer in a square glass?

A Beer

[Vipers]

xRIEx said:

ClockworkCupcake said:

gowmonster said:

616 is actually thought to be the number of the devil

By whom?

By people who translate the original language (I can't remember what it is) text in a different way, as it's claimed the meaning is contextual.

Answers my question, new one on me.

[MartG]

marshalla said:

kowalski655 said:

And 668 is the neighbour of the beast

What about 664 ?

That's his fax number

[ClockworkCupcake]

Billsnemesis said:

Q what do you get if you put root beer in a square glass?

A Beer

[Vipers]

xRIEx said:

ClockworkCupcake said:

gowmonster said:

616 is actually thought to be the number of the devil

By whom?

By people who translate the original language (I can't remember what it is) text in a different way, as it's claimed the meaning is contextual.

Answers my question, new one on me.

[TheEnd]

Numbers of the beast

http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Humor/Docs/666.html

[MartG]

[MartG]

[kowalski655]

Four men wearing Stormtrooper uniforms have been arrested after they stormed into a packed screening of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, armed with assault rifles and unloaded their weapons into the audience.

Fortunately nobody was harmed in the attack.

[McAndy]

Took me a moment.

[driverrob]

[K12beano]

I used to follow the old adage that "life is too short for cheap wine", but then the Met Office intervened at the party ...


Since then Abigail, Barney, Clodagh, Desmond and Eve all appeared - so I had to give it up for port, any old one will do......

[K12beano]

PH - we love you, and :

[K12beano]

[Morningside]

Ummm....

[ClockworkCupcake]

Morningside said:

Ummm....

Surely that's for streaming?

[jammy_basturd]

It should certainly allow you to tap into some amazing stuff!