Geek Jokes

[marshalla]

ajprice said:

CSS code pun stuff

http://webdesignledger.com/28-css-puns-to-brighten...

At least 2 of them aren't CSS.

[jeremyc]

From another thread, and not a joke per se, but appealled to the geek/petrolhead in me.



555 (dec) = 22B (hex).

[ChemicalChaos]

jeremyc said:

From another thread, and not a joke per se, but appealled to the geek/petrolhead in me.



555 (dec) = 22B (hex).

Please please please tell me that this was deliberate by the Subaru engineers? (I'm presuming they couldn't name the model the 555 Special for legal reasons)

[McAndy]

ChemicalChaos said:

Please please please tell me that this was deliberate by the Subaru engineers? (I'm presuming they couldn't name the model the 555 Special for legal reasons)

Wikipedia said:

The origin of the name 22B has been debated. Most assume 22 referred to the 2.2-liter displacement and the B was for the Bilstein suspension. This would correlate with the idea that Subaru sells a Legacy Spec B, where the B represents the Bilstein suspension.

[MartG]

[ClockworkCupcake]

MartG said:

I Kant believe you posted that.

Also....

Monty Python - Bruce's Philosophers Song (Bruce's Song)

[MartG]

[schmunk]

MartG said:

Top marx.

[PoleDriver]

I wish I had a Schelling for every time I've heard that joke!

[MissChief]

PoleDriver said:

I wish I had a Schelling for every time I've heard that joke!

I'm aFreud I've heard that one before.

[simoid]

An utter shocking joke. On a Freudian everything.

[Caruso]

simoid said:

An utter shocking joke. On a Freudian everything.

I'm just treating it with stoicism.

[Skyrat]

Dr Jekyll said:

A mosquito was heard to complain
that the chemists had poisoned his brain
that the cause of his sorrow
was a dose of dichloro
diphenyltrichloroethane

That is genius

[Skyrat]

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
Ask them to pronounce unionised.

Why is a cation called a cation?
Because it's pussytive

[SwissJonese]

Good one from Scott Hanselman on Twitter today:-

[McAndy]

[SpydieNut]

[ChemicalChaos]

An even more niche joke than last time....

After a particularly difficult flight testing the pitch stability of a new aircraft, a test pilot was heard to remark "Phu, thank Goid that was over with in a Short Period. I'm off to the canteen for a Dutch Roll"

[MartG]

[thebraketester]

Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.