Geek Jokes

[simoid]

K12beano said:

PoleDriver said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

MartG said:

Dr Jekyll said:

As the opposing fleets approached each other of Cape Trafalgar, the French admiral was seen to be displaying signal flags. A junior officer studied the flags through a telescope and reported to Nelson. 'He's saying "with water, it is time", what's that all about?'. 'You need to read it in the original French replied Nelson, a l'eau, c'est l'heure.'.

Can I get a clue?

[wst]

simoid said:

Can I get a clue?

Allo sailor

[thebraketester]

[simoid]

wst said:

Allo sailor

I got "allo" but sat saying seh loor aloud for longer than I should've without realising!

[Dogwatch]

[MartG]

No wonder it’s called BT Infinity when it’s only recommended by 9 out 10,000,000 people.

[K12beano]

Does that mean 45 people in the country recommend it?

Given my, and people-I-know's experience, that's a surprisingly high number...

[SwissJonese]

MartG said:

No wonder it’s called BT Infinity when it’s only recommended by 9 out 10,000,000 people.

Haha brilliant, sneaky bit of advertisement

[MartG]

K12beano said:

Does that mean 45 people in the country recommend it?

Given my, and people-I-know's experience, that's a surprisingly high number...

TBH I've had no problems with Infinity itself at all - 2 problems at two houses I've had it at were cable faults which would have affected service from any ISP

[K12beano]

He's got a point...



...admittedly, I have no idea what that point might be

[Evangelion]

Has nobody noticed that all wind turbines point towards the south-west which is where the majority of Britain's prevailing winds come from?

[ChemicalChaos]

K12beano said:

He's got a point...



...admittedly, I have no idea what that point might be

The amount of people who've been sharing this today on FB and getting their pro-environmental knickers in a twist without realising its from Viz...

[MissChief]

ChemicalChaos said:

K12beano said:

He's got a point...



...admittedly, I have no idea what that point might be

The amount of people who've been sharing this today on FB and getting their pro-environmental knickers in a twist without realising its from Viz...

Or that most turbines can turn to face into the wind.

[McAndy]

ChemicalChaos said:

The amount of people who've been sharing this today on FB and getting their pro-environmental knickers in a twist without realising its from Viz...

People who fail to check their sources amuse and infuriate me in equal measure.

[MartG]

I've been so busy with all my new inventions I didnt realise how much space I'd been taking up at home - I've really patented myself into a corner

[Dr Jekyll]

It was raining cats and dogs and I walked into a poodle.

[schmunk]

MartG said:

I've been so busy with all my new inventions I didnt realise how much space I'd been taking up at home - I've really patented myself into a corner

Sorry to come dissecting, but that joke only works if you mispronounce 'patent'...

[Munter]

schmunk said:

MartG said:

I've been so busy with all my new inventions I didnt realise how much space I'd been taking up at home - I've really patented myself into a corner

Sorry to come dissecting, but that joke only works if you mispronounce 'patent'...

I think that was patently clear to us all.

[MartG]

schmunk said:

MartG said:

I've been so busy with all my new inventions I didnt realise how much space I'd been taking up at home - I've really patented myself into a corner

Sorry to come dissecting, but that joke only works if you mispronounce 'patent'...

Depends on how you normally pronounce patent in your part of the world

[ChemicalChaos]