Geek Jokes

[MartG]

[MartG]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nss_2_rwdE&fe...

[tr7v8]

[McAndy]

tr7v8 said:

My sister is a biologist. And short. (At least compared to me.)

Yoink!

[Halmyre]

tr7v8 said:

'Ello darlin', fancy a DNA sample, knowworramean, nudge nudge wink wink, heh heh heh?

[havoc]

I'm seeing this:-

tr7v8 said:

...and I'm thinking this:-

[MartG]

If you got a job with Apple that required you to move to another country, would you be an iMigrant ?

[K12beano]

Predictions are for high inflation and even an immerging black market at the local WI.

They're blaming it on Mr Trump's muslin ban.

[MartG]

[TwigtheWonderkid]

MartG said:

If you got a job with Apple that required you to move to another country, would you be an iMigrant ?

If you suffered from a fear of enclosed spaces but were determined to keep it a secret from your friends and family, would that make you claustrophobic who was afraid to come out of the closet?

[Skyrat]

driverrob said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I was in a band called 1023MB. We even came close to getting a gig.

FTFY

FTFY. Unless you intentionally meant bits.

[TheInternet]

tr7v8 said:

Reminds me of

<SeanConneryJokeThread>

Q: Who's the coolest person in the hospital?
A: The ultrasound girl.

Q: And who's the coolest person in the hospital if they aren't in?
A: The hip replacement guy.

</SeanConneryJokeThread>

[TheInternet]

[shed driver]

Chemistry and maths were never my strong point.

Alkenes and aldehydes are the same thing.

C=C

therefore C-C=O

SD.

[smn159]

shed driver said:

therefore C-C=O

SD

I don't get it



Cheers,
The Moose

[Nimby]

I think

Carbon-single bond-Carbon-double bond-Oxygen (but that's not an alkene)

"C" minus "C" equals zero


??

[Vizsla]

Nimby said:

I think

Carbon-single bond-Carbon-double bond-Oxygen (but that's not an alkene)

"C" minus "C" equals zero


??

At the risk of flogging a good geek joke to death:

C=C is an alkene (this would be ethylene, C2H4, the hydrogen atoms are understood).

C-C=0 is an aldehyde (this would be acetaldehyde, CH3CHO, again the H atoms are understood).

[MartG]

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