Geek Jokes

[MartG]

My friend said he didn’t understand cloning. I said, “that makes two of us”

[MartG]

The Bicycle Horn of Gondor

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[gowmonster]

When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré

[Halmyre]

gowmonster said:

When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré

But it's pronounced "mwaray"...

[schmunk]

Halmyre said:

gowmonster said:

When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré

But it's pronounced "mwaray"...

Just sing it, it works, you pendant.

[PoleDriver]

schmunk said:

Halmyre said:

gowmonster said:

When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré

But it's pronounced "mwaray"...

Just sing it, it works, you pendant.

Why are you making light of it?

[ClockworkCupcake]

Isn't that a type of eel?

Oh, wait, no. That's a moray.

[MartG]

[TheInternet]

Halmyre said:

But it's pronounced "mwaray"...

Here's your song then. It's a bit rubbish, I don't know why you like it.

Interference, wave interference,
Aliasing delight,
Interference, wave interference,
Aliasing delight,

Awim-"mwaray", awim-"mwaray", awim-"mwaray", awim-"mwaray
Awim-"mwaray", awim-"mwaray", awim-"mwaray", awim-"mwaray

[Veeayt]

[ClockworkCupcake]

Veeayt said:

Many years ago I did a speed reading course and ended up raising my reading speed to around 800wpm for normal comprehension (and around 1200wpm for skimming) and one of the techniques is indeed to reduce your eye movement.

[Billsnemesis]

ClockworkCupcake said:

Many years ago I did a speed reading course and ended up raising my reading speed to around 800wpm for normal comprehension (and around 1200wpm for skimming) and one of the techniques is indeed to reduce your eye movement.

And avoid subvocalising

What's subvocalising you hear you ask...

[K12beano]

^^^

[ClockworkCupcake]

Billsnemesis said:

And avoid subvocalising

What's subvocalising you hear you ask...

[alorotom]

ClockworkCupcake said:

Billsnemesis said:

And avoid subvocalising

What's subvocalising you hear you ask...

Have another

[Higgs boson]

PoleDriver said:

schmunk said:

Halmyre said:

gowmonster said:

When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré

But it's pronounced "mwaray"...

Just sing it, it works, you pendant.

Why are you making light of it?

'deserved a .

[McAndy]

Billsnemesis said:

And avoid subvocalising

What's subvocalising you hear you ask...

[MartG]

[K12beano]

MartG said:

Didn't stop that bloke who was trying to get off Mars.....

[Veeayt]