Geek Jokes

[kowalski655]

Don't know if Gabe Newall would be a good president, but there would be no World War 3

[MartG]

[Dr Jekyll]

MartG said:

A bit pointless since Jeremy Corbyn told us at Glastonbury there are no other planets anywhere else. Clearly he is ahead of the field in astronomy as well as economics.

[MartG]

[monoloco]

geek limerick

A Mosquito was heard to complain
that the chemists had poisoned his brain
the cause of his sorrow
was para-dichloro
diphenyldichloroethane

Edited by monoloco on Wednesday 5th July 16:05

[MartG]

[Einion Yrth]

monoloco said:

geek limerick

A Mosquito was heard to complain
that the chemists had poisoned his brain
the cause of his sorrow
was para-dichloro
diphenyldichloroethane

(DDT)

Are you Vipers? This is the Geek joke thread, we don't need the punchline explained.

[MartG]

[ClockworkCupcake]

Einion Yrth said:

This is the Geek joke thread, we don't need the punchline explained.

Indeed. Rather spoiled it.

[Justayellowbadge]

MartG said:

Don't talk to me about typical...

[Vaud]

Justayellowbadge said:

Don't talk to me about typical...

There you are, brain the size of a planet and they ask you about being typical. I ask you. What would they know about typical?

[K12beano]

[illmonkey]

Wouldn't it be speed?

[Krikkit]

illmonkey said:

Wouldn't it be speed?

That particular velociraptor looks to have a well-defined vector.

[monoloco]

ClockworkCupcake said:

Einion Yrth said:

This is the Geek joke thread, we don't need the punchline explained.

Indeed. Rather spoiled it.

ok ok ok -i get the message -I've now edited it to remove the offending explanation

[judas]

[glenrobbo]

monoloco said:

ClockworkCupcake said:

Einion Yrth said:

This is the Geek joke thread, we don't need the punchline explained.

Indeed. Rather spoiled it.

ok ok ok -i get the message -I've now edited it to remove the offending explanation

Too late I'm afraid
Your transgression has been quoted for posterity.

Time shall be your judge.....

[MartG]

[glenrobbo]

Lovin' tha ATP!

[MartG]