Geek Jokes

[rxtx]

This isn't going to endian well.

[Strangely Brown]

rxtx said:

This isn't going to endian well.

Endian well. Endian Well.

(Parroty bit)

[MartG]

[ClockworkCupcake]

MartG said:

Is this some kind of “GNU John Dearheart” thing? Or did you actually think this was something new?

[MartG]

ClockworkCupcake said:

MartG said:

Is this some kind of “GNU John Dearheart” thing? Or did you actually think this was something new?

Feel free to scroll past, or better still, post a bloody joke instead of criticising

[ClockworkCupcake]

MartG said:

Feel free to scroll past, or better still, post a bloody joke instead of criticising

Google for "GNU John Dearheart" if my allusion went over your head.

[MartG]

ClockworkCupcake said:

MartG said:

Feel free to scroll past, or better still, post a bloody joke instead of criticising

Google for "GNU John Dearheart" if my allusion went over your head.

I know exactly what it means

[monoloco]

PotatoSalad said:

OMG -looks exactly like my old dad!

[PoleDriver]

What do you call a snake which is slightly over 3.14 metres long?

A πthon!

[ClockworkCupcake]

PoleDriver said:

What do you call a snake which is slightly over 3.14 metres long?

I was going to reply "Monty".

[TTmonkey]

What does DXC stand for.....?

Double Xrossing C**ts....

[MartG]

[RizzoTheRat]

PoleDriver said:

What do you call a snake which is slightly over 3.14 metres long?

A πthon!

PoleDriver said:

What do you call a snake which is slightly over 3.14 metres long?

A πthon!

What do you call 2 πthons?

A τpan

[Caruso]

I have this recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3.

[glenrobbo]

Einion Yrth said:

monoloco said:

geek limerick

A Mosquito was heard to complain
that the chemists had poisoned his brain
the cause of his sorrow
was para-dichloro
diphenyldichloroethane

(DDT)

Are you Vipers? This is the Geek joke thread, we don't need the punchline explained.

Sorry, I can't let this go without pointing out the mis-spelling of the main ingredient of this "joke".

It should be "dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane".

That's why the abbreviated form is DDT.

Call yourself a geek?


Carry on....

[Billsnemesis]

Caruso said:

I have this recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3.

This only works if you are polite

Vulgar terms don't raise the bar

[Caruso]

Billsnemesis said:

Caruso said:

I have this recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3.

This only works if you are polite

Vulgar terms don't raise the bar

That was fractionally funnier than my original joke.

[driverrob]

Caruso said:

Billsnemesis said:

Caruso said:

I have this recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3.

This only works if you are polite

Vulgar terms don't raise the bar

That was fractionally funnier than my original joke.

ISWYDT

[Muntu]

exp((-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2))/1000)+exp((-(((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2))/1000)+0.15*exp(-(((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2))+0.15*exp(-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2))

[Justayellowbadge]

Muntu said:

exp((-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2))/1000)+exp((-(((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2))/1000)+0.15*exp(-(((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2))+0.15*exp(-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2))

I can only assume that was generated by someone who has no realistic chance of ever seeing any.