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matt9k

117 posts

188 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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Today's xkcd, resulting in a mouthful of tea meeting the keyboard...


TangoAlpha

1,175 posts

254 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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NailedOn said:
But geeks, I ask you this contentious question:
Captain Kirk completed the self-destruct sequence of USS Enterprise with which code?
Code zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero.

DaveL485

2,758 posts

197 months

Tuesday 1st February 2011
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NailedOn said:
This thread is like a non-zero completion code.

But geeks, I ask you this contentious question:
Captain Kirk completed the self-destruct sequence of USS Enterprise with which code?

Edited by NailedOn on Wednesday 26th January 11:51
Destruct sequence 1, code 1-1A.

Then after the others (Sequence 2 and Sequence 3, unsurprisingly)

Code zero zero zero, Destruct, Zero.

/nerd.

Chapppers

4,483 posts

191 months

Tuesday 1st February 2011
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"..And then God created Saturn, and he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Tuesday 1st February 2011
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Chapppers said:
"..And then God created Saturn, and he liked it, so he put a ring on it."
rofl

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Tuesday 1st February 2011
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Chapppers said:
"..And then God created Saturn, and he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Tuesday 1st February 2011
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DaveL485 said:
Code zero zero zero, Destruct, Zero.
That's the stupidest code since the King of Druidia set the planetary shield code to "12345" in Spaceballs. smile

DannyVTS

7,543 posts

168 months

Tuesday 1st February 2011
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Marf

22,907 posts

241 months

Tuesday 1st February 2011
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JonRB said:
DaveL485 said:
Code zero zero zero, Destruct, Zero.
That's the stupidest code since the King of Druidia set the planetary shield code to "12345" in Spaceballs. smile
hehe

We ain't found sh-t!

bigdods

7,172 posts

227 months

Tuesday 1st February 2011
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Havent read ALL the pages as I lost the will to live so this may have come up already.

From my days in IT support ~ 20 years ago.

Failed
Under
Continuous
Test

I pointed this out the the IT bloke who came down to fix my laptop (and failed) last week. He just looked blankly at me.... so I showed him how to fix the laptop (with the parts he'd brought along) and sent him on his way.

Fetchez la vache

5,572 posts

214 months

Tuesday 1st February 2011
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Pigeon said:
As long as you could get your head round doing absolutely everything in a stack-based manner. I find it strange that among all the various excuses I've seen for why it wasn't a success, I've never seen mentioned the initial impenetrability of it. The jump-in-and-fk-around-and-get-something-to-happen characteristic of the average BASIC home micro just wasn't there.

A shop in town had a whole bunch of different home micros on display all hooked up to TVs for people to come in and play around on. BBCs, C64s, Ataris, Orics, etc, etc, plus a Jupiter Ace. People used to do all sorts on the BASIC machines, but they eventually took the Ace off display because nobody could think of anything more to do with it than type VLIST, then get bored, and pull the keys off it.

The Oric, of course, made it possible to write stuff like this (I may have misremembered the intricacies of Oric Basic, but never mind):

10 FOR X=1 TO 60000: NEXT: REM Time delay to get out of the shop
20 X=INT(RND(1)*4)
30 IF X=0 THEN BEEP
40 IF X=1 THEN PING
50 IF X=2 THEN ZAP
60 IF X=3 THEN EXPLODE
70 GOTO 20

...Beats "Stairway to Heaven" in music shops.

Surprisingly, nobody ever got shot.
Dear god that brings back memories. The number of times I did that... smile

Salgar

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3,283 posts

184 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2011
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Got network problems, I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems, but a switch ain't one.

Mr Will

13,719 posts

206 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2011
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JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2011
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Goa'uld

645 posts

202 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2011
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Mr Will said:
flippin lol, like that alot.

Zarkingfardwarks

1,041 posts

237 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2011
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Fractal

88 posts

179 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2011
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marshalla said:
Cotty said:
marshalla said:
3 is ASCII character written in Hex - 33 (base 16) = 51 (base 10) = "3" (ASCII)
Errr getmecoat
I know. I know.

Girls scare me and even Sheldon Cooper accused me of being a nerd.
Not as good as 1337 as a string converted to hex.

aclivity

4,072 posts

188 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2011
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thread collision - Geek Jokes meet Facebook Fails


cazzer

8,883 posts

248 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2011
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Geek memes.

Micra Bore

175 posts

209 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2011
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cazzer said:


Geek memes.
World of Lovecraft.
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