Geek Jokes

[havoc]

I think the kittens have been thoroughly dissected by now - can we get back to the :ahem: jokes?

[Morningside]

[TartanPaint]

<squints>

Brown, black, gold? Invalid.

Brown, black, yellow maybe? Oh, this is futile...

[MartG]

A little JPL humour

[Morningside]

TartanPaint said:

<squints>

Brown, black, gold? Invalid.

Brown, black, yellow maybe? Oh, this is futile...

Very good

[driverrob]

TartanPaint said:

Brown, black, gold? ...

=1 ohm

[peter tdci]

[LordGrover]

[Johnnytheboy]

peter tdci said:

Ah memories...

Sat watching the stripes on the zebra gradually compress up. Then suddenly halfway through a random message saying "defrag needs to restart" and the zebra goes all stripy again.

[havoc]

Finally a decent one...

[MartG]

[Beefmeister]

peter tdci said:

Looks like it'll run quicker.

[Evangelion]

peter tdci said:

Er, not quite. What about the tail?

[Einion Yrth]

Evangelion said:

peter tdci said:

Er, not quite. What about the tail?

Unmovable system files, of course.

[ChemicalChaos]

[Don]

Einion Yrth said:

Most likely C# although most of the newer C derived dialects look pretty similar.

I agree. I write a lot of C# and it looks like it to me.

Quite humorous, I suppose.

[MartG]

[SwissJonese]

[Einion Yrth]

SwissJonese said:

Oh dear

You didn't bother to read the thread, did you?

[S6PNJ]

SwissJonese said:

I know defragging used to take some time, but its been running since the 10th November!