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havoc

30,170 posts

236 months

Thursday 8th March 2018
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Einion Yrth said:
Whisky Tango Alpha Foxtrot?
My brain Hertz.
Watt Hertz Moore?

Clockwork Cupcake

74,813 posts

273 months

Thursday 8th March 2018
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havoc said:
Watt Hertz Moore?
Ohm, I'm not sure.

geeks

9,211 posts

140 months

Friday 9th March 2018
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
havoc said:
Watt Hertz Moore?
Ohm, I'm not sure.
Stop it with your impedance!

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Friday 9th March 2018
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Einion Yrth said:
I'd never noticed before, just how much Heinrich Hertz looks like Richard Thompson (or vice versa).
You could alternate them?

MartG

20,714 posts

205 months

Friday 9th March 2018
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Dal3D

1,181 posts

152 months

Friday 9th March 2018
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^^ Gerry Anderson would grin at that one. biggrin

Fer

7,711 posts

281 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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K12beano said:
Einion Yrth said:
I'd never noticed before, just how much Heinrich Hertz looks like Richard Thompson (or vice versa).
You could alternate them?
That's a little direct!

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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mko9 said:
glenrobbo said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! roflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl


Great joke Mart!



confused Whereabouts on the ( upside down ) timeline did parrots appear?


Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 4th March 13:06
Even restricting the discussion to chickens, the egg obviously came first. The chicken-like animal that laid the first chicken egg was not yet, quite a chicken (some kind of cro-magchick or neaderchicken). But it laid an egg with an embryo inside that due to some final mutation hatched into a chicken as we know it today.
Depends, do you define 'a chicken egg' as 'an egg containing a chicken' or as 'an egg laid by a chicken'?
Either the 1st chicken came from a not-quite-chicken-egg laid by not-quite-a-chicken, or the 1st chicken-egg came that not-quite-a-chicken

Clockwork Cupcake

74,813 posts

273 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Hugo a Gogo said:
Depends, do you define 'a chicken egg' as 'an egg containing a chicken' or as 'an egg laid by a chicken'?
Either the 1st chicken came from a not-quite-chicken-egg laid by not-quite-a-chicken, or the 1st chicken-egg came that not-quite-a-chicken
A very good point well made. thumbup

So just like the Plane on a Conveyor Belt question, it is poorly defined and the arguments come from different interpretations of the ambiguous question. wink

(At least with the plane one, one interpretation is physically impossible, whilst the other is physically possible, and therefore it's easier to discount the former interpretation. But I digress).

MartG

20,714 posts

205 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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MartG

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205 months

Sunday 11th March 2018
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defblade

7,454 posts

214 months

Sunday 11th March 2018
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MartG said:
Ha ha! smile

Morningside

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230 months

Sunday 11th March 2018
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MartG said:
That is brilliant!

ChemicalChaos

10,413 posts

161 months

Wednesday 14th March 2018
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OK, so not a joke as such, but....


Had a similarly scientific friend round mine helping me with a garage project. I have a left and a right garage door, operated electronically by a remote with a top and bottom button.
"Which button does which door?" asked said friend in the way out to the garage
"The remote follows cartesian convention" I replied

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Wednesday 14th March 2018
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ChemicalChaos said:
OK, so not a joke as such, but....


Had a similarly scientific friend round mine helping me with a garage project. I have a left and a right garage door, operated electronically by a remote with a top and bottom button.
"Which button does which door?" asked said friend in the way out to the garage
"The remote follows cartesian convention" I replied
How you must have laughed...

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Thursday 15th March 2018
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MartG

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205 months

Thursday 15th March 2018
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MartG

20,714 posts

205 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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driverrob

4,693 posts

204 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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biggrinbiggrin

8Ace

2,697 posts

199 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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MartG said:
That's annoying - a dioxide isn't O squared. The number should be subscript.

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