Geek Jokes

[Moonhawk]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

In space, is resistance measured in Futiles?

But surely that would require the equation to be:

Resistance = X * Futiles

rather than

Resistance = Futile

[Morningside]

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Him, in bed post sex: I love you Laurel.
Her, furiously: Who the fk is Yanny?

[Clockwork Cupcake]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Him, in bed post sex: I love you Laurel.
Her, furiously: Who the fk is Yanny?

[gothatway]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Him, in bed post sex: I love you Laurel.
Her, furiously: Who the fk is Yanny?

And another

[Moonhawk]

gothatway said:

Clockwork Cupcake said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Him, in bed post sex: I love you Laurel.
Her, furiously: Who the fk is Yanny?

And another

[caseys]

A: Do you know a good GDPR Consultant?
B: Yes
A: Can you send me his contact details?
B: No.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
GDPR
GDPR who?
I can’t tell you as you don’t have consent to process my data.

[Moonhawk]

caseys said:

A: Do you know a good GDPR Consultant?
B: Yes
A: Can you send me his contact details?
B: No.

[csd19]

[Halmyre]

csd19 said:

Took me a minute or two.

[schmunk]

csd19 said:

Why did he do it?

"Just 'cos..."

[Halmyre]

schmunk said:

csd19 said:

Why did he do it?

"Just 'cos..."

It's not a sin.

[ajprice]

[ajprice]

Yes I know this isn't the Cyanide & Happiness thread

[Munter]

A man walks into a bar.
He orders ten times as many drinks as anybody else.

The barman says:

Now that is an order of magnitude!

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Munter said:

A man walks into a bar.
He orders ten times as many drinks as anybody else.

The barman says:

Now that is an order of magnitude!

[john2443]

There are 2 types of people in the world -

1 ) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

[Some Guy]

[FredClogs]

Some Guy said:

Potentially divisive joke this one.

[Halmyre]

FredClogs said:

Some Guy said:

Potentially divisive joke this one.

Yes, it's not the voltage that enters the network, it's the current.