Geek Jokes

[Strangely Brown]

Moonhawk said:

although it's more likely to be:

Him: "If Pluto is a dog......what the hell is Goofy"

(shamelessly stolen from one of my favourite movies)

That sounds like one of Pinky's answers to, "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

[Bullett]

"one more kill and that would have been my record killstreak"

[kowalski655]

Bullett said:

"one more kill and that would have been my record killstreak beaten Shipman"

[MartG]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

But if you know where you are, you don't know how fast you are going.

[driverrob]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

But if you know exactly where you are, you don't know exactly how fast you are going.

FTFY

[simoid]

Moonhawk said:

MartG said:

although it's more likely to be:

Him: "If Pluto is a dog......what the hell is Goofy"

(shamelessly stolen from one of my favourite movies)

“Is that guy at the end of the bed with a camera going to make me into a meme?”

[Clockwork Cupcake]

simoid said:

“Is that guy at the end of the bed with a camera going to make me into a meme?”

[Usget]

"We really need blackout curtains"

[tribbles]

Usget said:

"We really need blackout curtains"

They're not that ugly!

[MartG]

Quite apart from the geography lesson needed, where do you get Geek passports from ?

[kowalski655]

Is that a Home Office or other Govt department letter?If so it shows truly staggering ignorance!
ETA Council stupidity from 2 years ago!
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...
Mindblowing!

Edited by kowalski655 on Wednesday 7th November 11:42

[Dr Jekyll]

[MartG]

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Q: A Tale Of Two Cities was originally serialised in which two Midlands newspapers?

A: It was The Bicester Times, it was The Worcester Times.

[MartG]

[MartG]

[Dogwatch]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Q: A Tale Of Two Cities was originally serialised in which two Midlands newspapers?

A: It was The Bicester Times, it was The Worcester Times.

Very good!

(Apologies for slow response)

[MartG]

[MartG]