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handpaper

1,296 posts

204 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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ChemicalChaos said:
Some of you may have seen this before, but it's new to me - genius script hacks by the world's laziest programmer!

https://cheezburger.com/7476997/incredulous-guys-s...
A vintage example from Computerworld

And while we're on that site, here's my story. Still got the T-shirt.
Still married, too.

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Sunday 6th January 2019
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Medieval browser with multiple tabs open


Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Sunday 6th January 2019
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MartG said:
Medieval browser with multiple tabs open

Milton Jones: "If you Google lost medieval servant boy. You get the message ‘Page cannot be found."

Clockwork Cupcake

74,622 posts

273 months

Sunday 6th January 2019
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Morningside said:
Milton Jones: "If you Google lost medieval servant boy. You get the message ‘Page cannot be found."
His other grandfather was a printer

Veeayt

3,139 posts

206 months

Monday 7th January 2019
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Middle finger to math statistics


Benni

3,517 posts

212 months

Monday 7th January 2019
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MartG said:
Medieval browser with multiple tabs open

I have looked but can´t really see or understand the tricky mechanism that keeps the boards at level througout the turn of the wheel,

if the baords were mounted rigid the books would fall of the boards on the way back/down ?

An inner wheel where the "conrods" are connected, maybe ?

Clockwork Cupcake

74,622 posts

273 months

Monday 7th January 2019
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Benni said:
I have looked but can´t really see or understand the tricky mechanism that keeps the boards at level througout the turn of the wheel,

if the baords were mounted rigid the books would fall of the boards on the way back/down ?

An inner wheel where the "conrods" are connected, maybe ?
There must be something as the picture shows all the boards in the correct-ish orientation.


Munter

31,319 posts

242 months

Monday 7th January 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Benni said:
I have looked but can´t really see or understand the tricky mechanism that keeps the boards at level througout the turn of the wheel,

if the baords were mounted rigid the books would fall of the boards on the way back/down ?

An inner wheel where the "conrods" are connected, maybe ?
There must be something as the picture shows all the boards in the correct-ish orientation.
Gravity is a tricky and unpredictable mistress I see.

wink

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

240 months

Monday 7th January 2019
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Munter said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
Benni said:
I have looked but can´t really see or understand the tricky mechanism that keeps the boards at level througout the turn of the wheel,

if the baords were mounted rigid the books would fall of the boards on the way back/down ?

An inner wheel where the "conrods" are connected, maybe ?
There must be something as the picture shows all the boards in the correct-ish orientation.
Gravity is a tricky and unpredictable mistress I see.

wink
And equilibrium.
I'm seriously disappointed with the lack of geekery in a geek joke thread, unless everyone's being ironic?

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Monday 7th January 2019
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Veeayt said:
Middle finger to math statistics

That shows the power of culture and custom.

Run the test again in China - I bet the spike would be on 8 (their lucky number).

Mannginger

9,074 posts

258 months

Monday 7th January 2019
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47 people picked a number out of range!

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Monday 7th January 2019
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Jinx

11,396 posts

261 months

Monday 7th January 2019
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Mannginger said:
47 people picked a number out of range!
They thought the question was in binary ergo there are 0 numbers between 1 and 10

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Tuesday 8th January 2019
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MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Wednesday 9th January 2019
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glenrobbo

35,299 posts

151 months

Wednesday 9th January 2019
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MartG said:
scratchchin So that's what it all Boyles down to, eh Charles? wink

louiebaby

10,651 posts

192 months

Wednesday 9th January 2019
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I want to understand more about the Power BI mapping tool that has decided the important points to show on this map, at this scale, includes a village with a population of 1,230, amongst the usual expected places:


MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Wednesday 9th January 2019
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MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Wednesday 9th January 2019
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LivingTheDream

1,756 posts

180 months

Thursday 10th January 2019
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MartG said:
CAT 5 port?
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