Geek Jokes

[Mannginger]

Don't get that one, sure I'm missing something obvious!

[MartG]

Mannginger said:

Don't get that one, sure I'm missing something obvious!

If no-one asked for advice, the probability of recommending Adobe would be low

[MartG]

[MartG]

[defblade]

MartG said:

Shhh... it's a secret

[Johnnytheboy]

defblade said:

MartG said:

Shhh... it's a secret

You will then repeatedly try to enact a "door opening" motion, or if that fails a general "action" command on it.

Then try punching it, shooting at it with your smallest gun.

Before giving up and later realising there's a completely innocuous lever some distance away which opens it.

[MartG]

[Starfighter]

You need to fit a red lever next to that.

[MartG]

[durbster]

MartG said:

This really tickled me for some reason.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

Apple supports Windows

[Johnnytheboy]

durbster said:

MartG said:

This really tickled me for some reason.

Me too - the automated quote filling exposed in all its glory.

[dartissimus]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

MartG said:

Apple supports Windows

Fox News ?

[Gary29]

MartG said:

Guessing you've never 'A Comedy of Errors' then?

[MartG]

[MartG]

Accurate metaphor for any government IT project ever !

[john2443]

[Morningside]

Johnnytheboy said:

defblade said:

MartG said:

Shhh... it's a secret

You will then repeatedly try to enact a "door opening" motion, or if that fails a general "action" command on it.

Then try punching it, shooting at it with your smallest gun.

Before giving up and later realising there's a completely innocuous lever some distance away which opens it.

IDCLIP usually gets round most problems.

[Mandat]

john2443 said:

Point of order!

Velocity is calculated as displacement / time, rather than distance / time.

An important distinction on a geek thread, I think.

[MartG]