Geek Jokes

[james_tigerwoods]

Johnnytheboy said:

defblade said:

MartG said:

Shhh... it's a secret

You will then repeatedly try to enact a "door opening" motion, or if that fails a general "action" command on it.

Then try punching it, shooting at it with your smallest gun.

Before giving up and later realising there's a completely innocuous lever some distance away on a completely different level that you missed because it was hidden behind something that you missed which opens it and you now cannot possibly ever get back to and it will contain that one thing that you need to defeat the game.

Fixed that for you

[RyanOPlasty]

Mandat said:

john2443 said:

Point of order!

Velocity is calculated as displacement / time, rather than distance / time.

An important distinction on a geek thread, I think.

surely the raptors on the right cancel out. should be velociraptor = displacementraptor/time

[john2443]

RyanOPlasty said:

surely the raptors on the right cancel out. should be velociraptor = displacementraptor/time

Think of the kittens baby dinosaurs!

[SCEtoAUX]

RyanOPlasty said:

Mandat said:

john2443 said:

Point of order!

Velocity is calculated as displacement / time, rather than distance / time.

An important distinction on a geek thread, I think.

surely the raptors on the right cancel out. should be velociraptor = displacementraptor/time

Duh. No.

veloci.raptor = displacement.raptor/time allows cancelling out of the raptor element but what you've suggested is like saying 23=43/time and wanting to cancel out the threes.

[MartG]

[simoid]

Wait, is the BEATles a pun?

[Clockwork Cupcake]

simoid said:

Wait, is the BEATles a pun?

The "EA" is the logo of Electronic Arts who are well known for locked content, in-game microtransactions, etc.

Hence the silhouettes with a padlock and a price.

[Silver Smudger]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

simoid said:

Wait, is the BEATles a pun?

The "EA" is the logo of Electronic Arts who are well known for locked content, in-game microtransactions, etc.

Hence the silhouettes with a padlock and a price.

But yes, the original band used BEAT in Beatles as a pun. See also their recording label Apple Corp. / core.

Edited by Silver Smudger on Monday 11th February 19:20

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Silver Smudger said:

But yes, the original band used BEAT in Beatles as a pun. See also their recording label Apple Corp. / core.

Oops. Sorry.

I do like the name of the Beatles cover band "The Beatless" though. Quality pun.

[MartG]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

(whispers) you should have posted that yesterday.

[glenrobbo]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

(whispers) you should have posted that yesterday.

Perhaps the post was delayed by buffering...

Or delivered to the wrong address.

[Halmyre]

MartG said:

I didn't realise Tesla was plural.

At least he got an SI unit named after him; and an OMD song, but we'll gloss over that.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

glenrobbo said:

Perhaps the post was delayed by buffering...

Or delivered to the wrong address.

It's probably Edison's fault. Tesla's design would have been instantaneous.

[Flibble]

MartG said:

Poor Jeb.

[simoid]

It says stroke fking thumbsnap!

[alorotom]

simoid said:

It says stroke fking thumbsnap!

I like it

[MartG]

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