Geek Jokes

[MartG]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

That sounds like a question for Kyle Hill on Because Science.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvG04Y09q0HExnIjd...

[tribbles]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

That sounds like a question for Kyle Hill on Because Science.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvG04Y09q0HExnIjd...

I've always said that you can cook things by shouting at it. Just takes a lot of shouting!

[kowalski655]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

That sounds like a question for Kyle Hill on Because Science.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvG04Y09q0HExnIjd...

Or Randall Munroe of xkcd.com

[MartG]

[slopes]

MartG said:

[Caruso]

I've just been reading the pre-release notes for the forthcoming SQL Server Millennial edition. Apparently the LIKE keyword can now be used to precede and valid Transact SQL statement e.g.

LIKE SELECT customerid FROM Customers

[geeks]

MartG said:

According to Facebook, you need to slap it at roughly 3750mph

[driverrob]

geeks said:

According to Facebook, you need to slap it at roughly 3750mph

Or about 100,000 normal slaps - say one a second for just over 24 hours (in an adiabatic environment)

[Clockwork Cupcake]

driverrob said:

geeks said:

According to Facebook, you need to slap it at roughly 3750mph

Or about 100,000 normal slaps - say one a second for just over 24 hours (in an adiabatic environment)

That only works for a spherical cow in a vaccum.

[geeks]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

driverrob said:

geeks said:

According to Facebook, you need to slap it at roughly 3750mph

Or about 100,000 normal slaps - say one a second for just over 24 hours (in an adiabatic environment)

That only works for a spherical cow in a vaccum.

[LordGrover]

...unless conveyor belt.

[K12beano]

LordGrover said:

...unless conveyor belt.

[MartG]

[defblade]

MartG said:

I am going to Hell.

[kowalski655]

Aaaaah, Eccentrica

[MartG]

kowalski655 said:

Aaaaah, Eccentrica

Look under the Thumbsnap logo

[kowalski655]

Bloody Thumbsnap..ruining my fantasies!

And then making new ones

[MartG]

Saying of the day - more fiction is written in Excel than in Word

[K12beano]

MartG said:

Saying of the day - more fiction is written in Excel than in Word

Listening to a podcast earlier, (”More or Less”), led me to try the epic:

5-4-1= 0

0.5-0.4-0.1= 0

(0.5-0.4-0.1)x1= ???

Gotta love Microste Excel!