Geek Jokes

[JonRB]

thegman said:

Fabric 2.2 said:

It seemed only right that I made post 1,337 in this thread.

Might be more ironic if it had been Commander Jameson.

[cazzer]

Fabric 2.2 said:

It seemed only right that I made post 1,337 in this thread.

But you can never post again or that post won't make sense.

[JonRB]

cazzer said:

Fabric 2.2 said:

It seemed only right that I made post 1,337 in this thread.

But you can never post again or that post won't make sense.

Eh? His 1,337th post was in this thread. That fact will not change as he makes subsequent posts.

[Mr Happy]

JonRB said:

cazzer said:

Fabric 2.2 said:

It seemed only right that I made post 1,337 in this thread.

But you can never post again or that post won't make sense.

Eh? His 1,337th post was in this thread. That fact will not change as he makes subsequent posts.

No, but his post count will...

[crofty1984]

MOTORVATOR said:

crofty1984 said:

Not a joke as such, but for the English geeks, explain:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Which is a gramtically correct sentance.

The English geeks won't get it. You need a Chomsky American for that to be gramatically correct.

I bough to your superior knowledge, Sir.

[JonRB]

Mr Happy said:

No, but his post count will...

So?

That's like me saying "this morning I had a cup of coffee" and you replying "well, you'd better not have a cup of tea this afternoon then, cos then you won't have had a cup of coffee this morning".

Seriously, wtf?

[Mr Happy]

JonRB said:

Mr Happy said:

No, but his post count will...

So?

That's like me saying "this morning I had a cup of coffee" and you replying "well, you'd better not have a cup of tea this afternoon then, cos then you won't have had a cup of coffee this morning".

Seriously, wtf?

What are you on about?!??!

The point of it, as far as I gathered was that his post count was 1337 - so his 1337th post would show on this thread, being that his post counter showed 1337 to go with the topic of the thread, being humourous to geeks.

But, as soon as he posts, that counter will be 1338, thusly not as humourous, and hence the moment will pass...

I'm sure someone else can bring you a wooooosh parrot with a side order of fries!

[JonRB]

Mr Happy said:

I'm sure someone else can bring you a wooooosh parrot with a side order of fries!

Hopefully. You evidently need one.

[Mr Happy]

JonRB said:

Mr Happy said:

I'm sure someone else can bring you a wooooosh parrot with a side order of fries!

Hopefully. You evidently need one.

Ah, we see the last bastion of humour!!

[PaulV]

Fer said:

There used to be a poke in ZX-Basic that made the screen look like it was loading a program. We used to go into Smiths at lunchtime and right something like
10 PRINT "Loading Manic Miner"
20 POKE nnnnn, xxx

And then press play on the tape recorder, and disappear. You could get quite a crowd around the screen if you picked the right game title.

You mean this:-
10 PRINT "Loading: Bandersnatch"
20 RANDOMISE USER 1234

Scary the things you can remember.

[spyder dryver]

[Fabric 2.2]

thegman said:

Might be more ironic if it had been Commander Jameson.

OMG - kill me now

[The Black Flash]

PaulV said:

You mean this:-
10 PRINT "Loading: Bandersnatch"
20 RANDOMISE USERUSR 1234

Scary the things you can remember.

Close, but no cigar

Needed one of these:


OT - Talking about scary things in your memory, does the number 6031769 mean anything to anyone?

[PaulHogan]

The Black Flash said:

OT - Talking about scary things in your memory, does the number 6031769 mean anything to anyone?

Good God! It's the phone number of Dirty Denise

[Alice Cupra]

I though that number rang a bell:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_Miner

The bug-byte cheat code was the numerical sequence "6031769" - based on Matthew Smith's driving licence

[shed driver]

http://www.force18.co.uk/6031769-tshirt-p-413.html

I wonder how many people would think it was a phone number?

SD

[The Black Flash]

shed driver said:

http://www.force18.co.uk/6031769-tshirt-p-413.html

I wonder how many people would think it was a phone number?

SD

Oh, I love that

[PaulV]

The Black Flash said:

Close, but no cigar

Needed one of these:


OT - Talking about scary things in your memory, does the number 6031769 mean anything to anyone?

It has been a while..... :-)

Manic Miner perhaps?

[Alex]

Doctor, Doctor, my poo looks like chips.
Pull your string vest up a bit.

OK, wrong thread. Try this instead:

Helium walks into a bar.
"We don't serve noble gases."
Helium doesn't react.

[Morningside]

The Black Flash said:

PaulV said:

You mean this:-
10 PRINT "Loading: Bandersnatch"
20 RANDOMISE USERUSR 1234

Scary the things you can remember.

Close, but no cigar

Needed one of these:


OT - Talking about scary things in your memory, does the number 6031769 mean anything to anyone?

Not forgetting the classic:

This was my 'Bible' during the early 1980s. I still have a copy in the loft.


Anyone remember this?
http://www.6502.org/users/andre/petindex/poke/inde...