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Schmeeky

4,192 posts

218 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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^^ Brilliant! Viz, by any chance?

durbster

10,288 posts

223 months

Thursday 2nd May 2019
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MartG said:
Not harsh enough. The astrology one should just be an empty outfit crumpled on the floor.

TooLateForAName

4,755 posts

185 months

Thursday 2nd May 2019
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MartG said:
Resonated.

My eldest is currently looking at doing astrophysics at uni. On a recent university visit we looked at the astrophysics section in the university library - it contained only a small collection but did include a copy of nostrodamus and several books on casting horoscopes.

That's York off the list.

Munter

31,319 posts

242 months

Thursday 2nd May 2019
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TooLateForAName said:
Resonated.

My eldest is currently looking at doing astrophysics at uni. On a recent university visit we looked at the astrophysics section in the university library - it contained only a small collection but did include a copy of nostrodamus and several books on casting horoscopes.

That's York off the list.
A library? Books? Come again? hehe

(20 years ago I did a degree and never used books in the library. Internet all the way.)

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Thursday 2nd May 2019
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TooLateForAName said:
MartG said:
Resonated.

My eldest is currently looking at doing astrophysics at uni. On a recent university visit we looked at the astrophysics section in the university library - it contained only a small collection but did include a copy of nostrodamus and several books on casting horoscopes.

That's York off the list.
My son's friend did astrophysics at York - thought very highly of it !

gothatway

5,783 posts

171 months

Thursday 2nd May 2019
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Munter said:
A library? Books? Come again? hehe

(20 years ago I did a degree and never used books in the library. Internet all the way.)
Youngster. My book list started with The Algol Report; at the time, Berners-Lee would have been barely out of short trousers.

dartissimus

938 posts

175 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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Hmmm............. Astrophysics, it's not rocket science you know

Clockwork Cupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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dartissimus said:
Hmmm............. Astrophysics, it's not rocket science you know
hehe

Halmyre

11,216 posts

140 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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dartissimus said:
Hmmm............. Astrophysics, it's not rocket science you know
At the risk of summoning a parrot - you are correct, it's not.

tvrolet

4,279 posts

283 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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gothatway said:
Youngster. My book list started with The Algol Report; at the time, Berners-Lee would have been barely out of short trousers.
After putting in programs with toggle switches on a DEC PDP8, my first 'proper' programming language was Xalgol on a Burroughs B5700. Ah these were the days, punch your cards up and hand them in and 24 hours later get a ream of listing paper back only to find you'd made a typo on the first card. None of these new-fangled CRT screens. It were all fields, as far as the eye could see...

s3dave

199 posts

159 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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tvrolet said:
gothatway said:
Youngster. My book list started with The Algol Report; at the time, Berners-Lee would have been barely out of short trousers.
After putting in programs with toggle switches on a DEC PDP8, my first 'proper' programming language was Xalgol on a Burroughs B5700. Ah these were the days, punch your cards up and hand them in and 24 hours later get a ream of listing paper back only to find you'd made a typo on the first card. None of these new-fangled CRT screens. It were all fields, as far as the eye could see...
Those were the days, I first DEC was a PDP11 (forgot all about that). Before that a gigantic mainframe and punch cards. Mainframe probably as powerful as my IPad! But yes always a mistake on one of the cards, Manually self punch a replacement card and another day’s wait to re-run (then find another mistake!)

Clockwork Cupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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I can see this very quickly descending into "The Four Yorkshiregeeks" sketch. smile


credit: https://xkcd.com/378/

s3dave

199 posts

159 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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tvrolet said:
gothatway said:
Youngster. My book list started with The Algol Report; at the time, Berners-Lee would have been barely out of short trousers.
After putting in programs with toggle switches on a DEC PDP8, my first 'proper' programming language was Xalgol on a Burroughs B5700. Ah these were the days, punch your cards up and hand them in and 24 hours later get a ream of listing paper back only to find you'd made a typo on the first card. None of these new-fangled CRT screens. It were all fields, as far as the eye could see...
Those were the days, I first DEC was a PDP11 (forgot all about that). Before that a gigantic mainframe and punch cards. Mainframe probably as powerful as my IPad! But yes always a mistake on one of the cards, Manually self punch a replacement card and another day’s wait to re-run (then find another mistake!)

Clockwork Cupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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s3dave said:
But yes always a mistake on one of the cards, Manually self punch a replacement card and another day’s wait to re-run (then find another mistake!)
I'm just about old enough to remember batch processing, where you submitted your code change to the mainframe and then waited several hours for the results to come back. It made iterative development rather slow.

That was as a student, and it was consider archaic even then.


TwigtheWonderkid

43,412 posts

151 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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dartissimus said:
Hmmm............. Astrophysics, it's not rocket science you know
So proud of my son, he's started doing astronomy at college. I got a call from the head telling me he was just taking up space.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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I've always loved this sketch by Mitchell and Webb.

The punchline is telegraphed right from the beginning, but it's the anticipation of where / how it's going to be delivered that I love so much. Especially the pause right before the punchline where you are thinking "here it comes... here it comes..." hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I

Vaud

50,617 posts

156 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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TooLateForAName said:
Resonated.

My eldest is currently looking at doing astrophysics at uni. On a recent university visit we looked at the astrophysics section in the university library - it contained only a small collection but did include a copy of nostrodamus and several books on casting horoscopes.

That's York off the list.
Are you sure that a low paid shelf stacker hadn't got astrology and astronomy mixed up?

As for York... excellent uni - and a great city to be a student in.

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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"You had one job..."


glenrobbo

35,297 posts

151 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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MartG said:
"You had one job..."

To be fair, that's probably the best way to deploy chocks in a QRA scenario. smile
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