Geek Jokes

[NoVetec]

But are we missing anything extra geeky, what with the docks being a different shape and size to each other?

[Escapegoat]

Stuzza said:

Morningside said:

Please explain.

They're docks. There's two of them. A pair of docks, you might say

And, from the punsters at Borland from at least a squillion years ago:

[TooLateForAName]

Vaud said:

There is a stronger case for not selecting York. While a lovely city to be a student in, and having some very good departments, their rampant expansion and multi campus model has removed a lot of the intimacy that the former York had, particularly impacting the inter-college experience... as I understand it...

Doesn't that apply to pretty much all universities now? Reading reviews it sounds as if most have gone down the massive expansion route. Its a shame because she is looking for somwhere with a smaller more friendly feel, so we have been looking at the college type places.
York certainly has had a huge expansion in accomodation - loads of new blocks been built.

[tribalsurfer]

Escapegoat said:

And, from the punsters at Borland from at least a squillion years ago:

Awesome, this with Quattro Pro and Word Perfect.

[Vaud]

TooLateForAName said:

Doesn't that apply to pretty much all universities now? Reading reviews it sounds as if most have gone down the massive expansion route. Its a shame because she is looking for somwhere with a smaller more friendly feel, so we have been looking at the college type places.
York certainly has had a huge expansion in accomodation - loads of new blocks been built.

I'm taking this thread too off topic - PM me and I'll respond.

Edited by Vaud on Monday 6th May 20:34

[kowalski655]

3 operating systems walk into a bar

The first says "I'm Windows. The most popular, everyone likes me and I don't mess about. I'll have a pint of lager."

The second says "I'm Mac OS. I'm the favourite of artists and hipsters, and I could never settle for a boring lager like Windows. Give me your hoppiest artisanal IPA!"

The third says "I'm Linux. I'll have some water, hops, barley and yeast please."

[Olivero]

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it

[NoVetec]

Olivero said:

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it

And his computer used an operant system.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Olivero said:

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it

Hmmm. I'm not sure whether or not I have heard this joke before. But it does ring a bell.

[Dr Jekyll]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

Olivero said:

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it

Hmmm. I'm not sure whether or not I have heard this joke before. But it does ring a bell.

That reminds me, I forgot to feed the dog.

[MartG]

[Schmeeky]

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in roman numerals and I'M LIVID....

[Mammasaid]

Schmeeky said:

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in roman numerals and I'M LIVID....

504

[deckster]

Mammasaid said:

Schmeeky said:

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in roman numerals and I'M LIVID....

504

u ok hun 30

[gothatway]

Schmeeky said:

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in roman numerals and I'M LIVID....

Likewise, but for me it's 1, 1000, 54 and 499.

[Schmeeky]

Being a mathemagician back in Roman times must have been such a ballache!

[simoid]

Schmeeky said:

Being a mathemagician back in Roman times must have been such a ballache!

Why’s that? Abacus they worked it out in their heads...

[Starfighter]

The Romans never got tot the moon as they didn’t have zero for the countdown.

[MartG]

[Benni]

Nice reference to "Discovery" personnel and settings.