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anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
MartG said:
Errr...right...

Reminds me of a message box I encountered upon clicking "Cancel" in a Windows application one time. It popped up asking if I was sure and offering the choices "OK" and "Cancel", with "OK" meaning confirm the cancel and "Cancel" meaning cancel the cancel (as in don't cancel). silly
When a modern windows pc can't connect to the internet it runs a troubleshoot program, the last window of which is too open internet explorer and check a website to find out why you can't get online.....

Bullett

10,889 posts

185 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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We've all at one time or another had the email from support saying that the email system is down?

Good to know....

geeks

9,204 posts

140 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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Bullett said:
We've all at one time or another had the email from support saying that the email system is down?

Good to know....
Had this before years ago when on the hell desk, user rings in advising they haven't had a call back to their support request, I ask for their support ref, nope they don't have one, get their uesrname, check, nothing under that, I ask when they reported the issue, they advise it was yesterday, ok well I'll raise a fresh ticket, whats the issue I ask...

User: "My email is not working, that's what I emailed yesterday to raise with you!"
Me: "........."
Me: "I...urgh...ah....errrr..... did you say you emailed to say your email wasn't working"
User: "yeeessss.................. oh.............st...........your going to tell everyone there about this aren't you?"
Me: "It's already in the team chat...."

Schmeeky

4,192 posts

218 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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geeks said:
... years ago, when on the hell desk, ...
Is that actually a typo?

scratchchin

shed driver

2,174 posts

161 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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Sounds like the old BOFH series.




SD.

geeks

9,204 posts

140 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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Schmeeky said:
geeks said:
... years ago, when on the hell desk, ...
Is that actually a typo?

scratchchin
Nope, hell desk was intentional! I also used to have this on my wall...

geeks

9,204 posts

140 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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shed driver said:
Sounds like the old BOFH series.




SD.
Yup indeed, Simon Travaglia is a genius!

Schmeeky

4,192 posts

218 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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geeks said:
Schmeeky said:
geeks said:
... years ago, when on the hell desk, ...
Is that actually a typo?

scratchchin
Nope, hell desk was intentional! I also used to have this on my wall...
hehe

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ajprice

27,542 posts

197 months

Sunday 2nd June 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake

74,617 posts

273 months

Sunday 2nd June 2019
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ajprice said:
rofl




MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Saturday 8th June 2019
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Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Saturday 8th June 2019
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clapclap

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Sunday 9th June 2019
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Schmeeky

4,192 posts

218 months

Sunday 9th June 2019
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Mart, you are a bad, bad man..

hehe



Clockwork Cupcake

74,617 posts

273 months

Sunday 9th June 2019
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MartG said:
hehe

That reminds me of the stealth dinosaur - the Dythinkhesaurus. smile

StevieBee

12,933 posts

256 months

Tuesday 11th June 2019
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Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Tuesday 11th June 2019
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Real LOL !!!

Teppic

7,370 posts

258 months

Tuesday 11th June 2019
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MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Tuesday 11th June 2019
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rofl

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Wednesday 12th June 2019
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