Geek Jokes

[john2443]

Halmyre said:

Ah, so you've read the "Best Jokes of the Fringe" articles too!

While we're there then -

I keep involuntarily shouting 'Cauliflower' and 'Broccoli'.

I think I've got Florets.

[kowalski655]

Halmyre said:

smn159 said:

I was out walking yesterday and a farmer asked if I could help round up 18 cows.

I said of course, that's 20 cows

Ah, so you've read the "Best Jokes of the Fringe" articles too!

If that's one of the best,I think that they nicked it off Tim Vine 10 years ago

[Clockwork Cupcake]

kowalski655 said:

If that's one of the best,I think that they nicked it off Tim Vine 10 years ago

I'm watching some old episodes of Mock the Week, and Gary Delaney has some classics

"I have the memory of an elephant. I remember one time I went to the zoo and I saw an elephant"

"I went on a positive thinking course. It was st."

"This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group. But it turns out that it’s tomorrow."

"If I ever find the guy who messed up my limb transplants, I'm going to kill him with my bear hands."

"Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

"I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

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[rovermorris999]

Escapegoat said:

anonymous said:

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Thanks - that certainly makes some sense. I suppose Google doesn't worry about those robots that get through and create noise in the dataset. Fascinating.

(As long as Skynet doesn't inherit the dataset, we'll all be fine.)

I wonder how many people click on a few random squares just to screw up the data?

[Teppic]

[MartG]

[MartG]

Boeing use potatoes to test their in-flight Wi-Fi, as they reflect and absorb the signals similarly to people.

The project is called Synthetic Personnel Using Dialectic Substitution- or SPUDS.

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[jet_noise]

MartG said:

Boeing use potatoes to test their in-flight Wi-Fi, as they reflect and absorb the signals similarly to people.

The project is called Synthetic Personnel Using Dialectic Dielectric Substitution- or SPUDS.

So close
FTFY

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[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

[smn159]

If, after the G7 summit, another meeting called the Cmaj summit was held, everything would be resolved.

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[Turn7]

smn159 said:

If, after the G7 summit, another meeting called the Cmaj summit was held, everything would be resolved.

Thats clever.....

[Veeayt]

MartG said:

Kaspersky plays dead in the background, as per freaking usual

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