Geek Jokes

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geeks said:

MartG said:

My desktop at work:

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[FWIW]

rovermorris999 said:

I wonder how many people click on a few random squares just to screw up the data?

A lot, in my experience.

It’s st.

fk you captcha.

/clicks random square

[MartG]

[havoc]

[Dr Jekyll]

My friend spent a lot of money studying Egyptology and getting a degree, but he can't get a job. He's now spending even more money to get a PhD so that he can teach Egyptology. The college is literally a pyramid scheme.

[SCEtoAUX]

Turn7 said:

smn159 said:

If, after the G7 summit, another meeting called the Cmaj summit was held, everything would be resolved.

Thats clever.....

I like that.

[SCEtoAUX]

MartG said:

Ah the Excelsior, I love that scene. "Aye, and if my Grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon".

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[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

That's like the sexual position where the guy suddenly stops, motionless, for a few moments and when quizzed replies "I saw this on a porn video; it's called buffering".

[Caruso]

It's ironic that a digital rectal examination isn't something you can do online.

[MartG]

[ging84]

Caruso said:

It's ironic that a digital rectal examination isn't something you can do online.

This caught out my friend's little brother. He was doing some volunteering in a nursing home to help with his application to study medicine at uni.
He was asked if he had any objections to 'digitally inducing bowel emptying', i think was the phrase. He said no, thinking he was agreeing to something along the lines of pressing a button on a machine that would help someone go to the toilet, turned out that wasn't what he'd agreed to.

[Dr Jekyll]

ging84 said:

This caught out my friend's little brother. He was doing some volunteering in a nursing home to help with his application to study medicine at uni.
He was asked if he had any objections to 'digitally inducing bowel emptying', i think was the phrase. He said no, thinking he was agreeing to something along the lines of pressing a button on a machine that would help someone go to the toilet, turned out that wasn't what he'd agreed to.

If he had objected, I'd suggest medicine might not be the best career for him.

[ging84]

Dr Jekyll said:

If he had objected, I'd suggest medicine might not be the best career for him.

Turned out it wasn't he ended up a teacher.

[NoVetec]

ging84 said:

Dr Jekyll said:

If he had objected, I'd suggest medicine might not be the best career for him.

Turned out it wasn't he ended up a teacher.

Science or IT?

[ging84]

NoVetec said:

Science or IT?

Depends if you class biology as a science