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TwigtheWonderkid said:
MartG said:
Works better verbally than written down! As does:
What's the question to this answer: Goat Butter!
The question is: When someone steals, the letter S, who you gonna call?
King Arthur is off to find the Holy Grail, but before he leaves he goes to see Merlin and admits to being worried that Guinevere will be unfaithful to him while he's away, "for she is young and innocent and knoweth not the wiles of unscrupulous men, and I would punish not her but anyone who tries it on".
"Fear not sire", says Merlin, "I will put a spell on her such that any man who dares shall find himself unmanned, if you get my drift".
So Arthur rides off happy, but on his return Guinevere tells that someone crept into her bedchamber one night and tried it on, "but I knoweth not who it was".
So Arthur lines up his knights for a short-arm inspection, but to no avail. Frustrated, he turns to his purest and most faithful knight, Sir Galahad.
"Galahad, do you know who it might be?"
And Galahad replies "ugg hughugh u huh gugh ugh guh"
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