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james_TW

16,287 posts

197 months

Friday 29th November 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
james_TW said:
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!
I prefer it in the original Klingon
To be, or not to be?

kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Friday 29th November 2019
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K12beano said:
deeen said:
But it's not a van, it's a starship?
The same problem befell Jefferson Airplane......
They were originally Jefferson 7.5tonne Luton flatbed

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Friday 29th November 2019
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james_TW said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
james_TW said:
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!
I prefer it in the original Klingon
To be, or not to be?
Best film of them all, even better than Wrath of Khan.

MartG

20,680 posts

204 months

Friday 29th November 2019
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MartG

20,680 posts

204 months

Friday 29th November 2019
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havoc

30,073 posts

235 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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james_TW said:
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!
wavey

These good enough?


spyder dryver

1,329 posts

216 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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havoc said:
wavey

These good enough?

Those dogs featured in the Johnny Fartpants comic strip 30 years ago. The one on the left is a Belgian Gas Hound. The other two are Norwegian Methane Terriers.

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

170 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
illmonkey said:
Oh I’ll get it, we’ll all get it!
But how can you tell?
I guess that judging by the lack of responses, nobody has (yet) got it ?

Clockwork Cupcake

74,578 posts

272 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Lily the Pink said:
I guess that judging by the lack of responses, nobody has (yet) got it ?


wink




Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

170 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:


wink
Unwarranted. If you tell a joke, do you not expect a response (whether or not it's formally required by any protocol) ?

Clockwork Cupcake

74,578 posts

272 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Lily the Pink said:
Unwarranted. If you tell a joke, do you not expect a response (whether or not it's formally required by any protocol) ?
illmonkey got it, and joked back about it. So did MartG.



illmonkey

18,205 posts

198 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Lily the Pink said:
Unwarranted. If you tell a joke, do you not expect a response (whether or not it's formally required by any protocol) ?
illmonkey got it, and joked back about it. So did MartG.
Perhaps the geek thread is not suited to them?

MartG

20,680 posts

204 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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illmonkey said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
Lily the Pink said:
Unwarranted. If you tell a joke, do you not expect a response (whether or not it's formally required by any protocol) ?
illmonkey got it, and joked back about it. So did MartG.
Perhaps the geek thread is not suited to them?
He's really LAPping it up

mko9

2,370 posts

212 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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That was one of the dumber episodes.

MartG

20,680 posts

204 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Silverage

2,034 posts

130 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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tvrolet said:
Just watching the Norwich - Arsenal match on TV and everytime Granit Xhaka gets the ball and is mentioned by the commentator: “Xhaka”, I can’t help but think “when the walls fell”.

Turn7

23,611 posts

221 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Silverage said:
tvrolet said:
Just watching the Norwich - Arsenal match on TV and everytime Granit Xhaka gets the ball and is mentioned by the commentator: “Xhaka”, I can’t help but think “when the walls fell”.
Ok, I fail at Geek...whats the Pooh thing all about ?

judas

5,990 posts

259 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Turn7 said:
Silverage said:
tvrolet said:
Just watching the Norwich - Arsenal match on TV and everytime Granit Xhaka gets the ball and is mentioned by the commentator: “Xhaka”, I can’t help but think “when the walls fell”.
Ok, I fail at Geek...whats the Pooh thing all about ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok

tl;dr version: Star Trek: the Next Generation episode about the problems of communicating with an alien race that speaks only in metaphors. The computer can translate the words, but not the implied cultural meaning behind them.

Turn7

23,611 posts

221 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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judas said:
Turn7 said:
Silverage said:
tvrolet said:
Just watching the Norwich - Arsenal match on TV and everytime Granit Xhaka gets the ball and is mentioned by the commentator: “Xhaka”, I can’t help but think “when the walls fell”.
Ok, I fail at Geek...whats the Pooh thing all about ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok

tl;dr version: Star Trek: the Next Generation episode about the problems of communicating with an alien race that speaks only in metaphors. The computer can translate the words, but not the implied cultural meaning behind them.
Ah , ok. Thanks

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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MartG said:
cry please stop it. I've seen (almost) every variety of this meme over the last month.

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