Geek Jokes

[glenrobbo]

I thought "Dork" was an absence of brightness?

And "Dorking" was the father of the Prince of Dorkness.

[MartG]

[TwigtheWonderkid]

MartG said:

Less than 1 surely. All women have got none, and not all men have 2.

[defblade]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

MartG said:

Less than 1 surely. All women have got none, and not all men have 2.

I've got three, so that'll pull the numbers back the other way.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Less than 1 surely. All women have got none, and not all men have 2.

I think that, over the entire human population, the number is close enough to 1 to be statistically insignificant and no kittens need to be harmed.

Plus, it's pretty cis-normative to say all women have none.

So, overall, as I said, the number is close enough to 1 to be valid for the purposes of the joke.

[h0b0]

Like everything with men’s genitalia, we round up!

[Clockwork Cupcake]

h0b0 said:

Like everything with men’s genitalia, we round up!

[Norfolk B-roads]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

h0b0 said:

Like everything with men’s genitalia, we round up!

No, I never said I had "at least a foot". I said I had athlete's foot.

[MartG]

[dartissimus]

defblade said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

MartG said:

Less than 1 surely. All women have got none, and not all men have 2.

I've got three, so that'll pull the numbers back the other way.

Load of Balls

[captain_cynic]

MartG said:

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Norfolk B-roads said:

No, I never said I had "at least a foot". I said I had athlete's foot.

I'd love a 12" penis. Anyone know where I can get a penis reduction?

[Brigand]

Not a techie joke but geeky none the less:

[MartG]

[Focused]

MartG said:

[Stan the Bat]

Brigand said:

Not a techie joke but geeky none the less:

Don't get it ?

I know Venkman was a ghostbusters character and the music seems to be high notes ?

Screams ?

[MartG]

Stan the Bat said:

Brigand said:

Not a techie joke but geeky none the less:

Don't get it ?

I know Venkman was a ghostbusters character and the music seems to be high notes ?

Screams ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYGNAcGH_qA

[judas]

[Veeayt]

[ging84]

Veeayt said:

I don't get it, is it just a terrible analogy or is there something more subtle I am missing?