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Higgs boson

1,097 posts

153 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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I think that it's spot on.
An action is taken - horse gets hit on the ass / prod on the loud pedal.
There's a delay - slack has to be taken up on the rope / turbo spools up.
Rope tightens - direct link between power plant and movement,



Veeayt

3,139 posts

205 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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kowalski655

14,644 posts

143 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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As if most gamers would be anywhere near a woman's boobs!!! smile

ajprice

27,493 posts

196 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's Dog and Schrodinger's Cat

She said it rang a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,582 posts

272 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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ajprice said:
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's Dog and Schrodinger's Cat

She said it rang a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not.
hehe

I'm uncertain about this, on principle. wink

Veeayt

3,139 posts

205 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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A dog is missing

Clockwork Cupcake

74,582 posts

272 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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Veeayt said:
A dog is missing
I bet it can't pee straight. smile

MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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ging84

8,899 posts

146 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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MartG said:
Corona virus?

jammy-git

29,778 posts

212 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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And Lime disease I believe.

Dogwatch

6,229 posts

222 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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jammy-git said:
And Lime disease I believe.
Close!!

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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ging84 said:
Corona virus?
Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mynHaZ92E7s

MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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dxg

8,211 posts

260 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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That will look great on his CV when he applies to Unilever...

MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Sunday 2nd February 2020
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Celtic Dragon

3,169 posts

235 months

Sunday 2nd February 2020
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Veeayt said:
A dog is missing
I bet it can't pee straight. smile
Would have worked so much better as an AT-AT!

MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Sunday 2nd February 2020
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anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 2nd February 2020
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ging84 said:
Corona virus?
Looks like a corona phage

Clockwork Cupcake

74,582 posts

272 months

Sunday 2nd February 2020
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MartG said:
hehe
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