Geek Jokes

[MartG]

[kowalski655]

99 little bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
Take one down, patch it around
117 little bugs in the code.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

kowalski655 said:

99 little bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
Take one down, patch it around
117 little bugs in the code.

Sadly not far from the truth. It can certainly feel like a game of Whack-a-Mole sometimes.

[8Ace]

JPJPJP said:

ging84 said:

Corona virus?

Looks like a corona phage

Beat me to it ya bd!

[Celtic Dragon]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

kowalski655 said:

99 little bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
Take one down, patch it around
117 little bugs in the code.

Sadly not far from the truth. It can certainly feel like a game of Whack-a-Mole sometimes.

Do we all work for the same company except in the poor bugger speaking to the customer that’s just found the latest batch!

[geeks]

Celtic Dragon said:

Clockwork Cupcake said:

kowalski655 said:

99 little bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
Take one down, patch it around
117 little bugs in the code.

Sadly not far from the truth. It can certainly feel like a game of Whack-a-Mole sometimes.

Do we all work for the same company except in the poor bugger speaking to the customer that’s just found the latest batch!

You all need to learn how to speak to customers. *clears throat* It's a feature

[Clockwork Cupcake]

[captain_cynic]

geeks said:

You all need to learn how to speak to customers. *clears throat* It's a feature

Ahhh, managing expectations.

A worker goes to his boss and says "boss, I have a problem"

The boss replies, "Steven, in this business we don't have problems, we have opportunities"

The worker replies, "in that case I have a drinking opportunity'

[Dr Jekyll]

The laboratory was in quite a state
because the chemist had tried to create
an enormous great bottle
with too much pentaerythritol-
-tetranitrate

[MartG]

[dxg]

Isn't that the exact opposite of vacuum?

As in, vacuum doesn't suck. Or maybe that's the joke. I'm struggling with this one...

[feef]

dxg said:

Isn't that the exact opposite of vacuum?

As in, vacuum doesn't suck. Or maybe that's the joke. I'm struggling with this one...

A vacuum cleaner can't work in a vacuum...

[ging84]

feef said:

A vacuum cleaner can't work in a vacuum...

I wonder what would happen, no resistance so it would run full speed, but no airflow so motor could overheat very fast

[MartG]

dxg said:

I'm struggling with this one...

You're thinking way too much into this

[feef]

ging84 said:

feef said:

A vacuum cleaner can't work in a vacuum...

I wonder what would happen, no resistance so it would run full speed, but no airflow so motor could overheat very fast

Would it overheat? There'd be next to no resistance and so no load. AIUI the heat generated comes from the load applied causing the current to increase

[Norfolk B-roads]

feef said:

Would it overheat? There'd be next to no resistance and so no load. AIUI the heat generated comes from the load applied causing the current to increase

Assuming a typical terrestrial device, would there not still be friction in the motor and fan bearings even if there was no axial load on them? And without any drag they'd spin rather freely, and heat would be proportional to the speed. Worse still, there's not airflow to cool them by convection so they'd have to be very efficient radiators.

I suggest simply giving each item of debris a gentle nudge in the direction of the Sun (taking into account the gravitational pull of all charted celestial bodies, of course).

[jet_noise]

Stop killing the kittens!

Aren't all cleaners in space vacuum cleaners?

[MartG]

Norfolk B-roads said:

I suggest simply giving each item of debris a gentle nudge in the direction of the Sun (taking into account the gravitational pull of all charted celestial bodies, of course).

Orbital mechanics doesn't quite work like that - to drop something into the Sun would require 'a gentle nudge' of over 21Km/s

[Norfolk B-roads]

MartG said:

Norfolk B-roads said:

I suggest simply giving each item of debris a gentle nudge in the direction of the Sun (taking into account the gravitational pull of all charted celestial bodies, of course).

Orbital mechanics doesn't quite work like that - to drop something into the Sun would require 'a gentle nudge' of over 21Km/s

I'm a bad Kerbal.

[geeks]

Your move science!