Geek Jokes

[Derek Smith]

A little joke of mine.

I sneezed in Nero's. Everything went quiet. I said to the bloke with me, 'I'm sensitive to ozone. When the sun come out, I sneeze.'

He asked, 'Can you take anything?'

'I changed my mobile to EE.'

[Jinx]

Derek Smith said:

A little joke of mine.

I sneezed in Nero's. Everything went quiet. I said to the bloke with me, 'I'm sensitive to ozone. When the sun come out, I sneeze.'

He asked, 'Can you take anything?'

'I changed my mobile to EE.'

[cough] Ozone = O3 [/cough]

PS I do suffer from Achoo

Autosomal Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst.

Why won't this kitten work now....

[TheInternet]

Veeayt said:

I'm enjoying the amount of coronavirus gags emerging, it's really gone viral.

This is a terrible headline though.

[MartG]

[MartG]

[durbster]

MartG said:

[ging84]

MartG said:

Did anyone catch the article, I've been waiting a long time to find out how they are used

[Morningside]

MartG said:

:rolf: That's brilliantly obscurely geek.

[MartG]

[MartG]

[durbster]

The dolphins are not only still here, they're coming into the now-clean waters to laugh at our land-based illnesses:
https://twitter.com/dergigi/status/123983660160328...

[havoc]

MartG said:

[john2443]

[Starfighter]

Should cross post that to the pictures that make you teeth itch thread.

[MartG]

[glenrobbo]

john2443 said:

Never mind, you can always use the cardboard tube...

[glenrobbo]

Morningside said:

MartG said:

:rolf: ×That's brilliantly obscurely geek.

I would have thought they would be a bit harsh on the old 'arris.

[Halmyre]

MartG said:

Dear Gary, at least I'm addressing enquiries (not enquires) instead of spying on other people. And I know the difference between "your" and "you're" and "you", you throbber.

Best wishes, Calum

[the internet]

captain_cynic said:

67Dino said:

Someone said our new network engineer used to live in Australia.

So I asked him: “Do you come from a LAN down under?”

[dxg]

Two (topical) jokes for the price of one:



(I admit, I missed the second joke at first...)