Geek Jokes

[Chozza]

ging84 said:

wouldn't an infinite number of regular sized mathematicians have infinite mass, and wouldn't that create a super massive black hole which would consume the the universe ?

But it will never be closing time ?

[T6 vanman]

I'd just like there to be an opening time

[Mammasaid]

T6 vanman said:

I'd just like there to be an opening time

Just wait until the software tester walks in...

A software tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

[geeks]

Mammasaid said:

Just wait until the software tester walks in...

A software tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

old but gold!

[MartG]

[MartG]

Freezer Of The Week Appreciation Post

[MartG]

[K12beano]

MartG said:

Nah - don't worry. I got one of them Anti Virus programs, innit.

[MartG]

What prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

What prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy.

I really should not have chuckled at that.

In unrelated news, I also should not have had a lunchtime beer.

[67Dino]

[kowalski655]

Well, everything's Wi-fi these days,innit, even the electricity

[Halmyre]

67Dino said:

I'm less impressed by the Photoshop skills, there's definitely been some jiggery-pokery, erasing the keyboard at least. Although you can clearly see the lamp's mains lead neatly coiled round the base.

[smn159]

Halmyre said:

67Dino said:

I'm less impressed by the Photoshop skills, there's definitely been some jiggery-pokery, erasing the keyboard at least. Although you can clearly see the lamp's mains lead neatly coiled round the base.

Nothing plugged into the base unit either, not even a power lead.

[Dr Jekyll]

Halmyre said:

67Dino said:

I'm less impressed by the Photoshop skills, there's definitely been some jiggery-pokery, erasing the keyboard at least. Although you can clearly see the lamp's mains lead neatly coiled round the base.

I thought the keyboard might be on a separate shelf under the front of the desk. Otherwise her hand has also been shopped out.

[67Dino]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

67Dino said:

Just as an aside, why did you re-host on thumbsnap when xkcd allows deep linking and even gives you the image URL?

https://xkcd.com/2317/

[MartG]

[Nimby]

Astrophysics Department wash basin:

[67Dino]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

67Dino said:

Just as an aside, why did you re-host on thumbsnap when xkcd allows deep linking and even gives you the image URL?

https://xkcd.com/2317/

The neural network that I’m running is a basic Homo Sapiens OS and is prone to applying standard heuristics as a way of reducing processing load. Unfortunately this means that certain routines aren’t properly optimised. You’re absolutely right, in this case that would have been more efficient.