Geek Jokes

[Clockwork Cupcake]

67Dino said:

The neural network that I’m running is a basic Homo Sapiens OS and is prone to applying standard heuristics as a way of reducing processing load. Unfortunately this means that certain routines aren’t properly optimised. You’re absolutely right, in this case that would have been more efficient.

[MartG]

[MartG]

Telnet to towel.blinkenlights.nl for text based version of Star Wars

[MartG]

[dxg]

[Turn7]

[glenrobbo]

He'll be back...

[defblade]

MartG said:

[shouldbworking]

Embarrassed to say that took me a few seconds!

[MartG]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

There's always an event on the horizon with him.

[Stan the Bat]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

MartG said:

There's always an event on the horizon with him.

What a singular (ity) opinion.

[catfood12]

MartG said:

Telnet to towel.blinkenlights.nl for text based version of Star Wars

That's awesome!

[K12beano]

.........what happens to a spaghetti bolognese when it enters a black hole?

[Nimby]

K12beano said:

.........what happens to a spaghetti bolognese when it enters a black hole?

If you spaghettify pasta through a little wormhole does it become vermicelli?

[Clockwork Cupcake]

K12beano said:

.........what happens to a spaghetti bolognese when it enters a black hole?

It is consumed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as it is touched by His Noodly Appendage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Mon...

[ging84]

I think it gets crushed into pure neutrons. All flavour is lost, I think it might be how my mum used to cook it.

[MartG]

[K12beano]

[K12beano]