Geek Jokes

[colin79666]

MartG said:

[Munter]

MartG said:

Given the question my OH responded "a car".

I think the training has gone well.

[MartG]

[geeks]

MartG said:

Couldn't be any worse than The Last Jedi or Rise of Skywalker!

[eltawater]

MartG said:

Predicted to be a big box office hit but missed its target miserably...

[Clockwork Cupcake]

eltawater said:

Predicted to be a big box office hit but missed its target miserably...

I see what you did there.

[nonsequitur]

glenrobbo said:

Clockwork Cupcake said:

MartG said:

It would appear that this foot has been assimilated

I used to love fighting hive hind predatory alien races, but I just don't have the sole for it these days.

Is that you, nonsequitur?

NO. far too literate for me. so put a sock in it.

[MartG]

[Pit Pony]

ging84 said:

Do I need a whoosh parrot or is this as sexist and offensive as it seeems ?

Sexist and offensive but true at the same time.

[ZesPak]

Pit Pony said:

ging84 said:

Do I need a whoosh parrot or is this as sexist and offensive as it seeems ?

Sexist and offensive but true at the same time.

Did I miss anything?

[jingars]

ZesPak said:

Pit Pony said:

ging84 said:

Do I need a whoosh parrot or is this as sexist and offensive as it seeems ?

Sexist and offensive but true at the same time.

Did I miss anything?

tr7v8 said:

Just been sent this:-

Not really.

[Abbott]

MartG said:

I'm not a rocket scientist but if the nose cone is on the same axis as the thrust line of the rocket jet and teh fins are at the same level and equally distributed then the bent body in the middle should have minimal effect.
not really a good replication of the sketch.

[Munter]

Abbott said:

MartG said:

I'm not a rocket scientist but if the nose cone is on the same axis as the thrust line of the rocket jet and teh fins are at the same level and equally distributed then the bent body in the middle should have minimal effect.
not really a good replication of the sketch.

That comment is just in case anybody doubted this was the Geek joke thread?

[Abbott]

Munter said:

Abbott said:

MartG said:

I'm not a rocket scientist but if the nose cone is on the same axis as the thrust line of the rocket jet and teh fins are at the same level and equally distributed then the bent body in the middle should have minimal effect.
not really a good replication of the sketch.

That comment is just in case anybody doubted this was the Geek joke thread?

Guilty as charged

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Abbott said:

I'm not a rocket scientist but if the nose cone is on the same axis as the thrust line of the rocket jet and teh fins are at the same level and equally distributed then the bent body in the middle should have minimal effect.
not really a good replication of the sketch.

Plus it has extra fins.

So, basically, it is a rocket that can fly that is as close as possible to the one in the sketch whilst still being able to fly.

Still quite amusing though, nonetheless.

[MartG]

[geeks]

MartG said:

Ha! I like that,,

[MartG]

[MartG]

[Stan the Bat]

MartG said:

Cracking joke.