Geek Jokes

[Munter]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

(Only seriously Old Skool PHers will grock this response)

Look out for the walrus!

[Strangely Brown]

CSI Pie-Ami - best episode ever.

[havoc]

Gman20 said:

havoc said:

• soundswarningforkittens*

Erm, half of them are probably compounds not elements (all of the steels, for example).

...and there's a few duplicates, too.

It's a 'periodic' table of metals and alloys

Which is a lame cop-out in itself...

[Flat6er]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

(Only seriously Old Skool PHers will grock this response)

When come back, bring pie.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Flat6er said:

When come back, bring pie.

wker.

[djcube]

MartG said:

Modern Toss' periodic table of swearing is much more useful. Would have put it in the juvenile things thread but its a bit sweary.....

[Dr Jekyll]

Q: What is a good anagram of Banach-Tarski?

A: Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski.



I normally take the view that a geek joke must never be explained or it ceases to be a geek joke. But in this case I think an exception is justified.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach%E2%80%93Tarsk...

[MartG]

[Fer]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

(Only seriously Old Skool PHers will grock this response)

Mmm, Pie.

[Stan the Bat]

Dr Jekyll said:

Q: What is a good anagram of Banach-Tarski?

A: Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski.



I normally take the view that a geek joke must never be explained or it ceases to be a geek joke. But in this case I think an exception is justified.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach%E2%80%93Tarsk...

Dummin down dis fred .

[MartG]

[ajprice]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

On the subject of mirror images in rear view mirrors, I once saw a car with the number plate A19 OTU. It wasn't until I'd overtaken him that I got the meaning.

Where is Jessica Hyde?

[captain_cynic]

MartG said:

somewhat related (probably a repost but meh).

[Clockwork Cupcake]

captain_cynic said:

somewhat related (probably a repost but meh).

[Nimby]

I like the Look Around You periodic table.

left, middle, right.

[kowalski655]

Cd..the element "Custard".
PH's favourite

[Richie C]

Nimby said:

I like the Look Around You periodic table.

left, middle, right.

Thanks ants. Thants.

[Benni]

MartG said:

His camera work in "Dakota" was better..............now THAT is a geek film.

[ADEuk]

[Turn7]