Geek Jokes

[TTmonkey]

[HappyMidget]

MartG said:

The Terry Pratchett Book Club on FB loved this (have to request to join group) https://www.facebook.com/groups/438861943208189/?p...

[MartG]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

There was an amusing reference to this in one of the Red Dwarf books and how it briefly caused an explosion in the Greetings Cards market.

[Dr Jekyll]

Twitter in the 17th century

[MartG]

Dr Jekyll said:

Twitter in the 17th century

[Gman20]

I bet even then you couldn't get the user name you wanted

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Gman20 said:

I bet even then you couldn't get the user name you wanted

[Baron Greenback]

https://www.demilked.com/funny-jokes-for-math-love...

[LordGrover]

[colin79666]

Baron Greenback said:

https://www.demilked.com/funny-jokes-for-math-love...

[Mammasaid]

Baron Greenback said:

https://www.demilked.com/funny-jokes-for-math-love...

The amount of times I've seen this, the hamster will be 1,048,575/1,048,576 shaved!

[Baron Greenback]

Mammasaid said:

The amount of times I've seen this, the hamster will be 1,048,575/1,048,576 shaved!

Sorry to brake the bad news you won't stop seeing him, great customer in a recession.

[Mammasaid]

Baron Greenback said:

Sorry to brake the bad news you won't stop seeing him, great customer in a recession.

That's assuming you're on a fixed price haircut, otherwise it's like when an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar; the 1st one orders a pint, the 2nd half a pint, the 3rd quarter of a pint, and so on...

The barperson draws 2 pints

[Gman20]

I don't want split hairs but don't guinea pigs have fur ?

[Strangely Brown]

Baron Greenback said:

Sorry to brake the bad news ...

Was the bad news running away uncontrolled?

[K12beano]

Strangely Brown said:

Baron Greenback said:

Sorry to brake the bad news ...

Was the bad news running away uncontrolled?

I think if you can master that.... you won't be a slave to the system.....

[Turn7]

K12beano said:

Strangely Brown said:

Baron Greenback said:

Sorry to brake the bad news ...

Was the bad news running away uncontrolled?

I think if you can master that.... you won't be a slave to the system.....

You need to call that to a halt.....

[havoc]

Turn7 said:

K12beano said:

Strangely Brown said:

Baron Greenback said:

Sorry to brake the bad news ...

Was the bad news running away uncontrolled?

I think if you can master that.... you won't be a slave to the system.....

You need to call that to a halt.....

I think we're all just pad-ding the thread out now.

Can anyone disc-over a new joke?

[Clockwork Cupcake]

havoc said:

I think we're all just pad-ding the thread out now.

Can anyone disc-over a new joke?

Are you trying to drum up some interest in someone continuing the run of puns?