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Clockwork Cupcake

74,780 posts

273 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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captain_cynic said:
Sir, if the cow is in a vacuum, how can it breathe?
Ok I guess you never studied physics then. It's a kind of cliche.

The other is considering an adiabatic quasi-static process.

(Also, it would be "madam" not "sir")

Gman20

8,938 posts

147 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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I remember in my first year of an engineering course there was a course on measurement and instrumentation. The lecturer told us that in engineering if something is less than 10% we can probably ignore it.
The guy was a mechanical engineering guy, we soon learned things were very different in electronics when on the first course we were given an operational amplifier and told the gain should be about 10k, or 100k maybe a million, doesn't really matter.

captain_cynic

12,126 posts

96 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Ok I guess you never studied physics then. It's a kind of cliche.

The other is considering an adiabatic quasi-static process.

(Also, it would be "madam" not "sir")
I've studied physics... It's just that my class were exceptionally sarcastic.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,780 posts

273 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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captain_cynic said:
I've studied physics... It's just that my class were exceptionally sarcastic.
Fair enough. It's just such a well worn trope in physics as to be a running gag now.

stuthemong

2,287 posts

218 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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Gman20 said:
I remember in my first year of an engineering course there was a course on measurement and instrumentation. The lecturer told us that in engineering if something is less than 10% we can probably ignore it.
The guy was a mechanical engineering guy, we soon learned things were very different in electronics when on the first course we were given an operational amplifier and told the gain should be about 10k, or 100k maybe a million, doesn't really matter.
I can't remember what it was, but there was one mechanical derivation where 2/Pi was just cancelled as equaling 1; gasps in the auditorium at the audacity of that simplification, but it works.

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MartG

20,704 posts

205 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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NoddyonNitrous

2,129 posts

233 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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MartG said:
That would fit in the Covid thread too

ajprice

27,638 posts

197 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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21st Century Man

40,974 posts

249 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
(Also, it would be "madam" not "sir")
A long time ago I worked in a menswear shop and approached a customer "Can I help you Sir?", I received the most intense glower, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry Madam!", to which the response was "You were right the first time".

LordGrover

33,552 posts

213 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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21st Century Man said:
A long time ago I worked in a menswear shop and approached a customer "Can I help you Sir?", I received the most intense glower, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry Madam!", to which the response was "You were right the first time".
You are Capt. Peacock AICMFP

Fer

7,711 posts

281 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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captain_cynic said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
Dr Jekyll said:
"But first let us consider a spherical cow in a vacuum"
Sir, if the cow is in a vacuum, how can it breathe?
Wouldn't that depend on if the vacuum was switched on or not?

S6PNJ

5,187 posts

282 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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Fer said:
captain_cynic said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
Dr Jekyll said:
"But first let us consider a spherical cow in a vacuum"
Sir, if the cow is in a vacuum, how can it breathe?
Wouldn't that depend on if the vacuum was switched on or not?
Surely
[pedant mode]
A vacuum can't be switched on or off, it can exist or not, so the joke would need to be a vacuum chamber with a vacuum existing
[/pedant mode]
Oh, and don't call me Shirley!

stuttgartmetal

8,108 posts

217 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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Steve vRS

4,858 posts

242 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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Henry

Clockwork Cupcake

74,780 posts

273 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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Steve vRS said:
Henry


Caruso

7,442 posts

257 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
I wasn't sure whether to laugh or snort.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,780 posts

273 months

Thursday 11th February 2021
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Caruso said:
wasn't sure whether to laugh or snort.
wink


kowalski655

14,683 posts

144 months

Thursday 11th February 2021
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Halmyre

11,242 posts

140 months

Thursday 11th February 2021
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kowalski655 said:
hehe Took me a minute or two.

geeks

9,210 posts

140 months

Thursday 11th February 2021
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Halmyre said:
kowalski655 said:
hehe Took me a minute or two.
I got it instantly and I am going to Hell hehe
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