The Cyanide & Happiness appreciation thread

[Gameface]

fking hell...

[Legend83]

vixen1700 said:

A pretty accurate version of what happened in our family this year but I'm still laughing.

[Steamer]

Johnnytheboy said:

Awww I'm usually pretty good at getting these - but that one is lost on me.

[SeeFive]

Steamer said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Awww I'm usually pretty good at getting these - but that one is lost on me.

Variation on a very old joke about a mum found her son masturbating and told him to “save it till he got married”. After 3 months he went back to her and said “I’ve got 5 gallons of the stuff now and I don’t know what to do with it”

[Steamer]

SeeFive said:

Steamer said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Awww I'm usually pretty good at getting these - but that one is lost on me.

Variation on a very old joke about a mum found her son masturbating and told him to “save it till he got married”. After 3 months he went back to her and said “I’ve got 5 gallons of the stuff now and I don’t know what to do with it”

I wish I hadn't asked now - but thanks.

[InArrears]

BrundanBianchi said:

I think someone’s been following me.

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[Mezzanine]

BrundanBianchi said:

[BrundanBianchi]

[slopes]

BrundanBianchi said:

Oh jesus

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[Clockwork Cupcake]

BrundanBianchi said:

It's funny because it is so very silly

[glenrobbo]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

BrundanBianchi said:

It's funny because it is so very silly

You wouldn't think it was so funny if it happened to you.

It's no joke having to sit down for a wee every time.
Wait 'til you get to be my age, CC.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

glenrobbo said:

It's no joke having to sit down for a wee every time.
Wait 'til you get to be my age, CC.

Um, I always sit down to wee. LOL

[geeks]

glenrobbo said:

Clockwork Cupcake said:

BrundanBianchi said:

It's funny because it is so very silly

You wouldn't think it was so funny if it happened to you.

It's no joke having to sit down for a wee every time.
Wait 'til you get to be my age, CC.

I regularly sit down for a pee, I work hard, I've earned it

[Mezzanine]

BrundanBianchi said:

It’s always the mouths on these that just take the finishing punchlines up that final notch.

This is a great example

[Clockwork Cupcake]

geeks said:

I regularly sit down for a pee, I work hard, I've earned it

No splash back, no aiming required, why would anyone not?

Edit:
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down

LOL

[BrundanBianchi]

[hyphen]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

BrundanBianchi said:

It's funny because it is so very silly

+1