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Oh hell, why not. Have some more...
A classic:
There's one I read the other day and I really wish i'd saved it.
Something along the lines of:
Woman goes into hospital,
Doctor: i have good news and bad news.
Woman: okay, bad first
Doctor: You have 3 months to live
Woman: **sobbing** what's the good news?
Doctor: You're pregnant!!
Woman: **horror**
...
...
...
...
Doctor: Oh wait.... st.
A classic:
There's one I read the other day and I really wish i'd saved it.
Something along the lines of:
Woman goes into hospital,
Doctor: i have good news and bad news.
Woman: okay, bad first
Doctor: You have 3 months to live
Woman: **sobbing** what's the good news?
Doctor: You're pregnant!!
Woman: **horror**
...
...
...
...
Doctor: Oh wait.... st.
Edited by Beefmeister on Wednesday 30th March 16:09
Beefmeister said:
There's one I read the other day and I really wish i'd saved it.
Something along the lines of:
Woman goes into hospital,
Doctor: i have good news and bad news.
Woman: okay, bad first
Doctor: You have 3 months to live
Woman: **sobbing** what's the good news?
Doctor: You're pregnant!!
Woman: **horror**
...
...
...
...
Doctor: Oh wait.... st.
I'd love to see that. Something along the lines of:
Woman goes into hospital,
Doctor: i have good news and bad news.
Woman: okay, bad first
Doctor: You have 3 months to live
Woman: **sobbing** what's the good news?
Doctor: You're pregnant!!
Woman: **horror**
...
...
...
...
Doctor: Oh wait.... st.
Edited by Beefmeister on Wednesday 30th March 16:09
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