Lumps On Knuckle

[paoloh]

As I am getting advice on the wife's cooking, I thought I'd ask you guys about another issue.

On two fingers on my right hand my knuckles have got hard lumps on them ( under skin ). Started with middle finger and is now on two.

When I wake in the morning, they are stiff and I need to flex my hand a few times and then they are fine for the day.

If I knock them, they hurt like hell.

Any ideas?

[Shaw Tarse]

You're dying!
Is that your car in your profile?
Is that widow paoloh in your profile?

[paoloh]

Shaw Tarse said:

You're dying!
Is that your car in your profile?
Is that widow paoloh in your profile?

I thought as much.

That was my car, went many moons ago.

That is the wife.

[Meoricin]

paoloh said:

I thought as much.

That was my car, went many moons ago.

That is the wife.

It's a curse.

Now listen carefully. What you need to do in order to live is immediately send me your address details, as well as information on when you're going to be out. I will come round, and use my witchdoctor skills to heal you, using your wife as the medium.

[RemainAllHoof]

paoloh said:

Any ideas?

Domestic violence isn't cool, even on a forum largely populated by men.

[LJTS]

Sounds like bone spurs!

Google will give you more info on it

[paoloh]

Meoricin said:

paoloh said:

I thought as much.

That was my car, went many moons ago.

That is the wife.

It's a curse.

Now listen carefully. What you need to do in order to live is immediately send me your address details, as well as information on when you're going to be out. I will come round, and use my witchdoctor skills to heal you, using your wife as the medium.

[P924]

Meoricin said:

It's a curse.

Now listen carefully. What you need to do in order to live is immediately send me your address details, as well as information on when you're going to be out. I will come round, and use my witchdoctor skills to heal you, using your wife as the medium.

She doesn't look like a medium

[Halb]

LJTS said:

Sounds like bone spurs!

Google will give you more info on it

You been overdoing the HGH?

[The_Doc]

paoloh said:

As I am getting advice on the wife's cooking, I thought I'd ask you guys about another issue.

On two fingers on my right hand my knuckles have got hard lumps on them ( under skin ). Started with middle finger and is now on two.

When I wake in the morning, they are stiff and I need to flex my hand a few times and then they are fine for the day.

If I knock them, they hurt like hell.

Any ideas?

your age please?

[carmonk]

Arthritis.

[paoloh]

The_Doc said:

paoloh said:

As I am getting advice on the wife's cooking, I thought I'd ask you guys about another issue.

On two fingers on my right hand my knuckles have got hard lumps on them ( under skin ). Started with middle finger and is now on two.

When I wake in the morning, they are stiff and I need to flex my hand a few times and then they are fine for the day.

If I knock them, they hurt like hell.

Any ideas?

your age please?

38

[The_Doc]

Could be Arthritis, mucous cyst, gout, lipoma, garrods pads, Bouchard's or Heberden's nodes....


http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=bouchard+node&amp...fficial&client=firefox-a&safe=active&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=931

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=bouchard+node&amp...fficial&client=firefox-a&safe=active&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=931#um=1&hl=en&safe=active&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=heberden+node&oq=heberden+node&aq=f&aqi=g2&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=23891l25067l0l8l7l0l0l0l0l146l665l4.3&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=8f626cdbe4b1f1c6&biw=1280&bih=931

Try those pictures for comparison...



?? Go see your GP, he makes £100k for seeing you....

[paoloh]

Bouchard's are the ones.

[RemainAllHoof]

The_Doc said:

?? Go see your GP, he makes £100k for seeing you....

In that case, I'll get him to check my prostate.

[nakulan7]

Dont forget tendon Xanthomas. Have you checked your cholesterol?

Most GPs dont earn anywhere near 100k. This is a lie spread by Nulab.

COI: Not a GP.

[paoloh]

nakulan7 said:

Dont forget tendon Xanthomas. Have you checked your cholesterol?

Most GPs dont earn anywhere near 100k. This is a lie spread by Nulab.

COI: Not a GP.

My things are hard to touch and painful.

Not checled Cholesterol but normal weight and generally healthy.

[The_Doc]

nakulan7 said:

Most GPs dont earn anywhere near 100k. This is a lie spread by Nulab.

COI: Not a GP.

The NHS said:

The average income before tax for GPMS contractor GPs in 2008/09, by country was:
• £109,600 in England (a decrease of 0.5% since 2007/08).
• £86,500 in Scotland (a decrease of 1.0% since 2007/08). PMS GPs are referred to as Section
17c in Scotland.
• £90,700 in Wales (a decrease of 2.9% since 2007/08).
• £89,700 in Northern Ireland (a decrease of 1.5% since 2007/08).

Source: http://www.ic.nhs.uk/webfiles/publications/007_Pri...

[The_Doc]

paoloh said:

Bouchard's are the ones.

In that case you have a touch of Osteoarthritis, that's your diagnosis.

[paoloh]

The_Doc said:

paoloh said:

Bouchard's are the ones.

In that case you have a touch of Osteoarthritis, that's your diagnosis.

Oh dear God, I am only 38 ( just )