Aching balls

[muppetdave]

Do not repost here until you've been

Thank you.

[Marty63]

Are your keeks not to tight ??

[OlberJ]

Marty63 said:

Are your keeks not to tight ??

<Insert joke about banging headaches for years>

[OlberJ]

I get sore balls after running a lot. Do you do that?

[PaulHogan]

Do they ache more or less after you've cracked one off?

[mybrainhurts]

I had these symptoms a long time ago. It went away....

[RemainAllHoof]

mybrainhurts said:

I had these symptoms a long time ago. It went away....

You're not about to write about your double orchidectomy are you?

[mybrainhurts]

RemainAllHoof said:

mybrainhurts said:

I had these symptoms a long time ago. It went away....

You're not about to write about your double orchidectomy are you?

No, but, after that little episode, I needed a strapadictomy...

[shouldbworking]

Just a note that it can be all in your head (get it checked out anyway). I found a lump and went to the doctors - all was fine in the end but the days waiting for the ultrasound + results I had imaginary aches that went away when I was told all ok.

[E21_Ross]

OlberJ said:

I get sore balls after running a lot. Do you do that?

Do you wear proper shorts which have the inner lining? If not, try slightly tighter boxers

[RedWhiteMonkey]

Get it checked, the mild embarrassment of having a doctor fondle your gentlemen's jewels is nothing compared to making sure you're healthy. I had something similar a few years ago and ended up having an ultrasound to check it out (the cold gel is quite a shock), it turned out to be nothing and the pain was attributed to groin strain. Better to be safe than sorry.

[RemainAllHoof]

mybrainhurts said:

No, but, after that little episode, I needed a strapadictomy...

Wait. You had your penis removed??

[marksx]

It's horrible at the docs,having a stranger feel your pods, but by god get it done. Don't f***ing risk it!

[mybrainhurts]

RemainAllHoof said:

mybrainhurts said:

No, but, after that little episode, I needed a strapadictomy...

Wait. You had your penis removed??

No, it fell off and turned to dust...

[ROOODBOY]

When I had a goolie checked and later ultra-sound scanned, I found that the anticipation of having them done was much worse than the actual event.

Both were done quickly, professionally and with very little embarassment, nowhere near as bad as I'd imagined.

Worrying about it is far worse than just going and getting it checked.
So don't put it off because of any preconceptions that your's will be the only willy anyone has ever seen!




(Mine was the biggest anyone had ever seen, though, of course!).

[RemainAllHoof]

mybrainhurts said:

RemainAllHoof said:

mybrainhurts said:

No, but, after that little episode, I needed a strapadictomy...

Wait. You had your penis removed??

No, it fell off and turned to dust...

I heard that's what happened if you don't have sex regularly. Maybe I can get a doctor to get me sex on prescription to avoid having this.

[dandarez]

RemainAllHoof said:

mybrainhurts said:

RemainAllHoof said:

mybrainhurts said:

No, but, after that little episode, I needed a strapadictomy...

Wait. You had your penis removed??

No, it fell off and turned to dust...

I heard that's what happened if you don't have sex regularly. Maybe I can get a doctor to get me sex on prescription to avoid having this.

Well, you know what they say...

'Use it... or lose it!'

[motco]

Not ejaculating regularly can cause tenderness especially if one is associating with a very arousing but virginal female. It has been called "lover's nuts".

[dandarez]

I remember an American going on about what I thought were the common flowers you find in woodland...

but no, he was on about aching balls.

They call them 'Blueballs'.

[RemainAllHoof]

dandarez said:

RemainAllHoof said:

mybrainhurts said:

RemainAllHoof said:

mybrainhurts said:

No, but, after that little episode, I needed a strapadictomy...

Wait. You had your penis removed??

No, it fell off and turned to dust...

I heard that's what happened if you don't have sex regularly. Maybe I can get a doctor to get me sex on prescription to avoid having this.

Well, you know what they say...

'Use it... or lose it!'

Wait a sec. That wasn't an offer, was it?